Frame	Hi ten
Front Fork	Hi ten
Bottom Bracket	China
Cranks	Cotterless alum
Chainrings	Single alum
Pedals	Composite barefoot platform
Front Derailleur	None
Chain	Generic
Rear Derailleur	Nexus 3 speed
Cogset	single
Hubs	any ol thing
Skewers	Who cares
Spokes	Anough of em
Rims	Aluminum
Tubes	Yup
Tires	Sure, I'll take 2
Brakes	Coaster
Seatpost	Yup
Saddle	Sure, I need it for long rides
Headset	Chinese
Stem	Any ol thing
Handlebars	Flat
Shifters	Thumb
Brake Levers	Any thing
Bar Tape	Nope - grips!
Extras	Fenders, rack, bell

Croozer from Vermont writes:

Cuz.