Frame	Normal
Front Fork	Normal
Bottom Bracket	Normal
Cranks	Abnormal
Chainrings	Normal
Pedals	Abnormally large
Front Derailleur	Big
Chain	Normal
Rear Derailleur	Small
Cogset	None
Hubs	Cool
Skewers	Normal
Spokes	Silver
Rims	Pimp
Tubes	Pumped up
Tires	Street
Brakes	The kind that stop
Seatpost	Normal
Saddle	Specialized
Headset	Normal
Stem	Normal
Handlebars	Racing
Shifters	Normal
Brake Levers	Normal
Bar Tape	Normal
Extras	None

cool_joshua1991 from The Dalles, Oregon writes:

I had nothing better to do.