Frame	"Huffy"
Front Fork	What ever comes on a "Huffy"
Cranks	Cast iron
Pedals	Big 'ol plastic ones!
Chain	with ball
Tires	Ones w/o flat spots on 'em
Brakes	yes
Seatpost	a shiny one!
Saddle	Bannana Seat
Handlebars	Ape Hangers with the shiny glitter tassles!
Bar Tape	Duct
Extras	Absolutley none, they cost too much! OK, maybe a kickstand!

Beatn' Down from Texas writes:

My wifes version of what I can spend on a bike. Built this way so my wife will stop bitchin' about how much $$$$ it costs.