Frame	Specialized S-Works Langster
Front Fork	Specialized S-Works Track Carbon Fiber
Bottom Bracket	Sugino 75 Super Lap
Cranks	Sugino 75
Chainrings	Sugino Zen
Pedals	MKS RX-1 w/ Toe Clips and Fit-alpha Double Toe Straps
Front Derailleur	None!
Chain	HKK Vertex Silver
Rear Derailleur	None!
Cogset	Sugino 75 Gigas Cro-mo Sprocket and Lockring
Hubs	Surly Track (Black)
Skewers	None!
Spokes	Nimble Double-Butted Stainless Steel (Black)
Rims	Nimble Horse Fly
Tubes	None!
Tires	Vittoria Pista EVO CL
Brakes	None!
Seatpost	Specialized Pave'
Saddle	San Marco ASPide Night Train
Headset	Specialized Intelliset
Stem	Deda Newton Pista
Handlebars	Deda Pista
Shifters	None!
Brake Levers	None!
Bar Tape	Deda Cork
Extras	Specialized Alloy Seat Collar

spork foon from Ohio writes:

My washing machine isn't the only one in the house with a spin cycle.