Frame	Cheap internet rip off of respected
Front Fork	builder sold on web site as to low
Bottom Bracket	ball local bike shop where I will
Cranks	take all my junky parts and have
Chainrings	the frame prepped and headset
Pedals	pressed while I bitch about the
Front Derailleur	cost of labor, all the while bragging
Chain	about the killer "deal" I got on the
Rear Derailleur	chinesium frame and crapon fork
Cogset	on the internet. Then I will build it
Hubs	my self and bring it in expecting
Skewers	them to fix my mistakes for free
Spokes	since it only took a few minutes
Rims	I also like to try on helmets,shoes,
Tubes	and clothes there so I know what
Tires	size to order on line. I would not
Brakes	think of making an actual
Seatpost	purchase at my local bike shop.
Saddle	they have to charge more than
Headset	web sites. After all, they pay to
Stem	trained mechanics and sales staff
Handlebars	who actually use the products they
Shifters	sell. They have to pay for retail
Brake Levers	space . I'm glad they are there
Bar Tape	for me to use for my web
Extras	shopping research. bye now!!

Wally Wanker from Yourtown USA writes:

I buy all my stuff on line because I am a low life dirt bag who does not believe in supporting my local economy and I want allthe bike shops in my area to close so the web sites can charge more for their products and make more money off me. Also I have no respect for the value of other people's time so I demand instant service on the spot.