How To Video: Lance Armstrong fixes a flat (seriously)

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Home Mechanic: Lance says, check for glass and don’t save the black thingy. It’s not cool.

In the truth-is-definitely-stranger-than-fiction department, deposed 7-time Tour de France winner* Lance Armstrong showed up on the interwebs this week in this sort-of-not-really-serious how-to video produced by Outside Magazine.

In 2 minutes and 4 seconds, the world’s most famous contemporary sports cheat walks us through the basic steps of fixing a flat tire, something he rarely if ever had to deal with during his star-crossed racing career. The video’s tagline explains that, “cycling’s most infamous rider has been looking for work lately. We caught up with him at his latest bike-shop gig to hear a few pointers about what to do when you break down.”

Clearly the whole thing is very tongue-in-cheek. Though Lance has certainly suffered some gashing financial wounds with the mass departure of all his sponsors, massive legal bills, and pending lawsuit payouts, fair to say he hasn’t sunk to the lot of fixing flats on beat up cruiser bikes. Not yet, anyway.

About the author: Jason Sumner

An avid cyclist, Jason Sumner has been writing about two-wheeled pursuits of all kinds since 1999. He’s covered the Tour de France, the Olympic Games, and dozens of other international cycling events. He also likes to throw himself into the fray, penning first-person accounts of cycling adventures all over the globe. Sumner, who joined the / staff in 2013, has also done extensive gear testing and is the author of the cycling guide book "75 Classic Rides: Colorado." When not writing or riding, the native Coloradoan can be found enjoying time with his wife Lisa and daughter Cora.

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