[Bocephus Jones II]

http://www.drugstore.com/products/p...=148995&trxp3=1&trxp4=0&btrx=BUY-PLST-0-BRAND

Not 2, not 3, not 4--------------5 friggin blades!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLUS vibrating power and a microchip to optimize the experience! But wait...if you order today you get............

 

[S2H]

http://www.drugstore.com/products/p...=148995&trxp3=1&trxp4=0&btrx=BUY-PLST-0-BRAND

Not 2, not 3, not 4--------------5 friggin blades!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLUS vibrating power and a microchip to optimize the experience! But wait...if you order today you get............

Is that the one that reshapes your jaw line?

 

[psychoryder]

http://www.drugstore.com/products/p...=148995&trxp3=1&trxp4=0&btrx=BUY-PLST-0-BRAND

Not 2, not 3, not 4--------------5 friggin blades!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLUS vibrating power and a microchip to optimize the experience! But wait...if you order today you get............

Quickly... someone tell Hickey!

 

[svend]

http://www.drugstore.com/products/p...=148995&trxp3=1&trxp4=0&btrx=BUY-PLST-0-BRAND

Not 2, not 3, not 4--------------5 friggin blades!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLUS vibrating power and a microchip to optimize the experience! But wait...if you order today you get............

I'm already working on a prototype 100 blade razor.......if two was better than one and three better than two etc etc...just going to go straight to the triple digits, plus the blades will be nano tech, which is all the shiznit yo,

ps don't knock vibrating power

 

[bill]

The Fusion.
But, what does it fuse?

I hope it's not those U of Co physicists and their power your city from a glass of cold water trick again.

 

[RocketDog]

The Onion Called it

The funniest part is this article is a year old.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33930

 

[Bocephus Jones II]

The funniest part is this article is a year old.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33930

real life catches up to satire.

// I know as soon as my M3 Turbo wears out I'm gonna buy one!

 

[wayneanneli]

http://www.drugstore.com/products/p...=148995&trxp3=1&trxp4=0&btrx=BUY-PLST-0-BRAND

Not 2, not 3, not 4--------------5 friggin blades!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLUS vibrating power and a microchip to optimize the experience! But wait...if you order today you get............

5 blades??? I have so little facial hair that a good sharp knife is enough. Plus, my wife likes the Crocodile Dundee imitation .

 

[psychoryder]

5 blades??? I have so little facial hair that a good sharp knife is enough. Plus, my wife likes the Crocodile Dundee imitation .

That's not a razor... this is a razor!

http://www.newlaunches.com/archives/hitachi_rotary_waterproof_electric_razor_with_10_blades_.php

 

[yarble]

That's not a razor... this is a razor!

http://www.newlaunches.com/archives/hitachi_rotary_waterproof_electric_razor_with_10_blades_.php

arent these called electric razors?

 

[wayneanneli]

That's not a razor... this is a razor!

http://www.newlaunches.com/archives/hitachi_rotary_waterproof_electric_razor_with_10_blades_.php

Oh man, what a waste of money. Nope, just good old Mach 3 Turbo for me. Take it from me, Chinese are not incredibly hairy people .

 

[Val_Garou]

10 speeds....10 friggin' speeds people! And carbon fiber and titanium and a little computer in the back hub. . .

 

[wayneanneli]

10 speeds....10 friggin' speeds people! And carbon fiber and titanium and a little computer in the back hub. . .

Sounds like the new Trek to be introduced in 2007

 

[psychoryder]

arent these called electric razors?

It still has 10 blades, you drag it across your face to yank out/mow/cut the growth.

Not much difference!

I prefer a simpler approach... "NAIR".

Besides leaving you hairless, it gives you that "just got off the beach look...

 

[Bocephus Jones II]

Oh man, what a waste of money. Nope, just good old Mach 3 Turbo for me. Take it from me, Chinese are not incredibly hairy people .

Count your blessings. I'm no hairy beast like Hickey but I seem to get hairier the older I get. I had been shaving my legs for the last 5 years or so and this winter got tired of it and quit shaving. Man I forgot how hairy those legs can get!

 

[rogger]

real life catches up to satire.

Almost. Back then the patent wars between Gilette and SchickWilkinson about the number of blades and whatnot were going full blast, so satire was lazily copying the business section of the LA/NYTimes?WashingtonPost.

 

[rogger]

Sounds like the new Trek to be introduced in 2007

Nah, that's got a little bit of Lance's soul woven into the very CF matrix so you get the same willpower and you can own your cycling buddies even when grossly overweight.

 

[Val_Garou]

Nah, that's got a little bit of Lance's soul woven into the very CF matrix so you get the same willpower and you can own your cycling buddies even when grossly overweight.

Is there a chance that bike is a carcinogen, then?

 

[rogger]

Is there a chance that bike is a carcinogen, then?

Prolly, as is shown in following extremely scientifical diagram:

 

[haiku d'etat]

http://www.drugstore.com/products/p...=148995&trxp3=1&trxp4=0&btrx=BUY-PLST-0-BRAND

Not 2, not 3, not 4--------------5 friggin blades!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLUS vibrating power and a microchip to optimize the experience! But wait...if you order today you get............

yer gonna have to get out the hedge trimmers for my face. you'll see...