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I have to laugh. In the past 8 days now I have seen 5 "Adult" magazines on the side of the road. 4 of them in almost pristine condition.
And before you ask, no we do not pick them up and take them home. But you do have to stop to investigate.
There is this unofficial competition between a group of us as to who can sees the most "adult" stuff on rides.
A few years ago now I remember some one writing an article in Velonews about it too. I was wondering if anyone else out there finds adult related material on the side of the road.
My very brief list of things seen in the past 2 years include the follwoing:
Magazines
DVD boxes (never the DVD inside)
and surprisingly and strangely enough....Toys. Which are just witnessed and never touched (that would be wicked nasty).
 

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we found some white supremacist - racist crap on the side of the road out in banjo country once, a bundle of it. we stopped and the three of us all pissed on it. make whatever white trash jokes you'd like. never seen any porn though
 

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Lucky you. All I find are syringes and condoms.

I live in a rapidly developing once-rural area about 10 miles west of Reno, and a bridge near my house apparently has become a fair-weather crackhouse. I used to ride my mountain bike under there on the way to a long singletrack, but the last three or four times I've found plastic syringes and latex disease-prevention devices. Thank God for a greed-crazed city council, or I might still be seeing beavers and barn swallows.
 

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A couple o' months ago I rode by not one, but two black dildo's on the roadside. One was prolly a six-incher, while the other was at least 8 inches. If I'd been in my right mind, I woulda picked up, taken 'em home, washed 'em off, and sold 'em on eBay.
 

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alienator said:
If I'd been in my right mind, I woulda picked up, taken 'em home, washed 'em off, and sold 'em on eBay.
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
 

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That is so sick

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A couple o' months ago I rode by not one, but two black dildo's on the roadside. One was prolly a six-incher, while the other was at least 8 inches. If I'd been in my right mind, I woulda picked up, taken 'em home, washed 'em off, and sold 'em on eBay.
I hope you're kidding. I wouldn't touch those things double gloved in a HASMAT suit with your hands.

A lot of my rides include one stretch of road in Northern Ky called Route 8. The road is covered in porn. In my 15+ years of riding that road, I couldn't even begin to count how much I've seen. I do have to "inspect" (without touching) the newer stuff.

A couple of years ago, I was about a mile from home, in front of my kids' school when I saw a paperback lying in the road. I have this thing about sharing books, not harming them, etc.. So I stopped and picked it up without looking at it. I carried it upstairs in my back pocket, pulled it out before showering putting it on my wife's vanity. Later that evening, she started thumbing through it. Fictional, written, porn. Very graphic...and...well..interesting. My wife gave me a funny look when I told her where I got it. It went into the trash before my kids could find it.

Not cycling....but once while sailing my hobie cat in the Destin, FL harbor, I came across a couple going for the gusto on the beach. They thought they were being discreet doing it between two boats pulled up on the beach. NOT. FYI....she was on top. I gave him the thumbs up, he smiled. She never saw me as I silently, slowly, sailed past.
 

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I've found/seen countless magazines through the years. Some other items are polaroid pictures of a not so attractive woman, a blow up doll and a phallically shaped soap-on-a-rope. Panties and bras are quite common too.
 

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Foot porn

I have found my share of porn by the roads as well but the most disturbing and funny peice of porn was a mag totally devoted feet being worshipped and bounded with the guys doing number 3 all over them. Gave me something to think about durongthe rest of my ride though. I could never understand how a foot is considered so sexy.
 

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I have found my share of porn by the roads as well but the most disturbing and funny peice of porn was a mag totally devoted feet being worshipped and bounded with the guys doing number 3 all over them. Gave me something to think about durongthe rest of my ride though. I could never understand how a foot is considered so sexy.
That was J's...he's been looking for that for a long time now. :D
 

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That's how I got...

all my porn as a pre 18 year old! Found a video once, talk about a desperate teen. Took the tape apart and retreaded it so me and my friends could watch it. Wouldn't you know the darn thing would get stuck in the VCR when we tried to take it out. Yep, totally got busted, but his uncle was cool about it and showed us his whole collection, but wouldn't let us watch any of it. :blush2:
 
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