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So, Snap, as you have claimed the throne of the Lounge (or is it usurped it?;) , what are your wishes for your subjects.

And what is the list of maladies that have befallen those who agregiously anger our great sovereign?

Alex's washing machine
Rogger's hand
Chuckices clavicle
Scotty getting addicted to 'men

*I just know I am hiding out for teasing her.
 

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lousylegs said:
So, Snap, as you have claimed the throne of the Lounge (or is it usurped it?;) , what are your wishes for your subjects.

And what is the list of maladies that have befallen those who agregiously anger our great sovereign?

Alex's washing machine
Rogger's hand
Chuckices clavicle
Scotty getting addicted to 'men

*I just know I am hiding out for teasing her.
i sense bad mojo. how do i step away from this thread? what offerings do i need to make to disassociate? most importantly how do i switch ailments with s2h?
 

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lousylegs said:
So, Snap, as you have claimed the throne of the Lounge (or is it usurped it?;) , what are your wishes for your subjects.

And what is the list of maladies that have befallen those who agregiously anger our great sovereign?

Alex's washing machine
Rogger's hand
Chuckices clavicle
Scotty getting addicted to 'men

*I just know I am hiding out for teasing her.
DO NOT address the Queen without first being addressed by Her Highness. Snap is the Kerry Irons of the Lounge.

When She enters ALL MUST KOW-TOW. Go down to your knees...head to the floor...do not, I repeat DO NOT look directly at Snap. Hold up your offerings up - be they pearls or wimmens bike shorts or a lemon drop or a Terry saddle. If She wants it one of her minions will take it from you.

Keep your head and eyes down until She has left the forum.
 

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il sogno said:
DO NOT address the Queen without first being addressed by Her Highness. Snap is the Kerry Irons of the Lounge.

When She enters ALL MUST KOW-TOW. Go down to your knees...head to the floor...do not, I repeat DO NOT look directly at Snap. Hold up your offerings up - be they pearls or wimmens bike shorts or a lemon drop or a Terry saddle. If She wants it one of her minions will take it from you.

Keep your head and eyes down until She has left the forum.
oh, i know i am not worthy, that is why i just hang out on the outside of the fringe shaking in fear.

at least there is little that she could strike me down with that i don't already have. aches, pain, bad eye sight, mental instability, balding hair, etc.
 

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oh, i know i am not worthy, that is why i just hang out on the outside of the fringe shaking in fear.

at least there is little that she could strike me down with that i don't already have. aches, pain, bad eye sight, mental instability, balding hair, etc.
You have your head down, right? Face pressed to the floor?

You should be okay for now...
 

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Wtf......

il sogno said:
You have your head down, right? Face pressed to the floor?

You should be okay for now...
I go away for a few days...and we have a queen?

Damn, I always miss the good stuff.

len
 

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snap and I are an item

and I just saw the king on tv. they now have regular, decaf and turbo coffee. Wonder how many cups of turbo coffee to kill me...

and snap I forgot to tell you but I LOVE YOU!!!
 

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hope you like a rock squarely in the mouth. less-on.
 

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il sogno said:
Shush! Wait for Her to acknowledge you. Your head is down, right?
too late. off with his head!!!!!!!
 

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I'm feeling benevolent today - no beheadings. The Queen has a headache....
 

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snapdragen said:
I'm feeling benevolent today - no beheadings. The Queen has a headache....
May I offer you fresh peaches in the summer and tulip poplar honey in the fall as a small gift from one of your lowly peasant servants?
 

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May I offer you fresh peaches in the summer and tulip poplar honey in the fall as a small gift from one of your lowly peasant servants?
Oooh, are they white peaches? We love the white peaches. And honey is always good...
 

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and I just saw the king on tv. they now have regular, decaf and turbo coffee. Wonder how many cups of turbo coffee to kill me...

and snap I forgot to tell you but I LOVE YOU!!!
Back of the line friction boy. No Cutting. The line for Snaps affection is long and you have not been around long enough to be anywhere near the front!
 
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