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Bacon!
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All this talk about relationships has got me worried. First of all, I must point out that I'm a happily married man with great wife. But, recently, we hired this new woman and she's really been playing with my mind! She's only 18 and a complete hottie. She's everything I guy could dream of. . .blond hair, large enhancements, great skin, tight clothes. She's on my mind everywhere I go. And she just sits there and stares at me all day long never taking her eyes off me! I think she's got the hots for me but she's so quiet (and I guess shy) that she never tells me anything. What should I do? I don't want to mess up my marriage but this is so difficult. I attached a picture of her below!
 

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grasso e lento
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Hit it

you might want to let your wife hit it first then you!!
 

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How can any wife hope to compete with that?

Of course I have a feeling she is just full of hot air.
 

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Bacon!
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I have been a little worried that any relationship could deflate quite suddenly.
 

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Oh, I don't know.

Ridgetop said:
I have been a little worried that any relationship could deflate quite suddenly.
Seems like a nice girl like that might be willing to let you patch things up.
 

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Strained coccyx etc etc
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i'm with MB.

plus, RT, have you noticed that she gots no fangers?
 

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Bacon!
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Industrial accident. They done got blown off! But her personality makes up for it!
 

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Strained coccyx etc etc
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Ridgetop said:
Industrial accident. They done got blown off! But her personality makes up for it!
LOL, you said "blown off". NTTAWWT.
 

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here comes trouble
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Better blown off than blown up.
 

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A Canadian in Sweden
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Man, talk about enhancements... this post is just too weird.
 

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In need of sock puppet
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She reminds me of this old, really bad one-liner.

Putting a wedding ring on woman's finger is like pulling the inflator cord on a life raft.
 

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Bacon!
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May West Safety system. She'll never let you drown.
 

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someone brought one to my high school graduation. Inflated her and tossed her up in the stands. People kept knocking her up.

anyone try one? they're cheap and I'm desperate.
 
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