[Ridgetop]

All this talk about relationships has got me worried. First of all, I must point out that I'm a happily married man with great wife. But, recently, we hired this new woman and she's really been playing with my mind! She's only 18 and a complete hottie. She's everything I guy could dream of. . .blond hair, large enhancements, great skin, tight clothes. She's on my mind everywhere I go. And she just sits there and stares at me all day long never taking her eyes off me! I think she's got the hots for me but she's so quiet (and I guess shy) that she never tells me anything. What should I do? I don't want to mess up my marriage but this is so difficult. I attached a picture of her below!

 

[*Dude*]

Hit it

you might want to let your wife hit it first then you!!

 

[MB1]

How can any wife hope to compete with that?

Of course I have a feeling she is just full of hot air.

 

[Ridgetop]

I have been a little worried that any relationship could deflate quite suddenly.

 

[MB1]

Oh, I don't know.

I have been a little worried that any relationship could deflate quite suddenly.

Seems like a nice girl like that might be willing to let you patch things up.

 

[lousylegs]

Seems like a nice girl like that might be willing to let you patch things up.

you guys are killing me, stop it, you're too funny

 

[haiku d'etat]

i'm with MB.

plus, RT, have you noticed that she gots no fangers?

 

[Ridgetop]

Industrial accident. They done got blown off! But her personality makes up for it!

 

[thinkcooper]

No matter what you do - be careful when you POP the question.

I keed, I keed....

 

[haiku d'etat]

Industrial accident. They done got blown off! But her personality makes up for it!

LOL, you said "blown off". NTTAWWT.

 

[paint]

Better blown off than blown up.

 

[haiku d'etat]

Better blown off than blown up.

I LOVE YOU.

 

[Friction_Shifter]

"Look, I'm not psycho. I know she's a doll. Right, Elly?"

"Now there's a woman I can take advantage of!"

 

[everydaybike]

You all have gas!

 

[wayneanneli]

Man, talk about enhancements... this post is just too weird.

 

[thinkcooper]

She reminds me of this old, really bad one-liner.

Putting a wedding ring on woman's finger is like pulling the inflator cord on a life raft.

 

[Ridgetop]

May West Safety system. She'll never let you drown.

 

[Friction_Shifter]

someone brought one to my high school graduation. Inflated her and tossed her up in the stands. People kept knocking her up.

anyone try one? they're cheap and I'm desperate.

 

[everydaybike]

they're cheap and I'm desperate.

Don't worry... when you get old and wise you become less desperate!

Trust me!

EDB