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I'll start.
When the punters are playing poker at a casino, how does the house make any money?


Oh and the answer to the invisible question is because vaseline isn't water soluble.
 

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Kids today, what do you expect?
 

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I have two of these three conditions, so, no.

Is it wrong of me to hope for just enough snow tomorrow that I can skip work?
Yes, think of the children.

If a bluebird mated with a gold finch, how many babies would they have?

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If a bluebird mated with a gold finch, how many babies would they have?
Trick question, finches are like British people, they never have sex.

Will Lindsay Lohan ever find true love?
 

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Trick question, finches are like British people, they never have sex.

Will Lindsay Lohan ever find true love?
There is something or someone out there for everybody.

If Lindsay Lohan's brief career crashes and there's no one there to hear it, does it make a sound?

(I must confess, the only way I know her name at all is from Robot Chicken)
 

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Why the hell is incredibly loud music played in stores and restaurants these days? Are people deaf or just stupid?
 

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There is something or someone out there for everybody.

If Lindsay Lohan's brief career crashes and there's no one there to hear it, does it make a sound?

(I must confess, the only way I know her name at all is from Robot Chicken)
An LL poster from a while back turned up in the attic when we moved. It was young 10ae's. Anyhow, I hope she finds her way.



Why the hell is incredibly loud music played in stores and restaurants these days? Are people deaf or just stupid?
You are supposed to answer the previous question and then ask your own.

So to answer yours, get off my lawn, and yes.

Why was a po-boy sandwich fourteen dollars at lunch today?
 

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Why was a po-boy sandwich fourteen dollars at lunch today?
this should have been posted in the southeast regional subforum.

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why something and not nothing?
 

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this should have been posted in the southeast regional subforum.

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why something and not nothing?
Because something is MOAR than nothing.

Why did number five have a human voice while all the others had machine voice?

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Why the hell is incredibly loud music played in stores and restaurants these days? Are people deaf or just stupid?
My guess? Some idiotic study told businesses that loud music 'energizes' customers and makes them likely to eat more or shop more... sucks hard for all of us.

My Q: Why is Trump orange? If he was to choose an alt skin color, shouldn't it be power-red or Presidential-dark-blue?
 
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