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I haven't read the entire thread - I don't have the patience tonight. But, having met Mr. ATP, I'm having great fun picturing him with his titanium walker, baggy a$$ bike shorts, shaking his fists - "Damn kids! You don't know good music! And get the hell off my lawn!"


///love to atp!!;)
 

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BTW it'd be a steel walker for Mister ATP. Steel is real! Or aluminum. Wonder if Eddy Merckx will get into the biz of making walkers.

I was waiting for you to post in there, Snap. Dang you kids, if ya had any sort of commitment to yer music, you'd shave yer eyebrows off! :D
 

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(spoken in very old man's voice)

well....I get up at 6:30 and what not....and I take a shower....which reminds me I gotta get a new shower head...cause the water squirts out like a jet and what not....and it kinda hurts when ya gotta rinse in certain places and what not....its like one of them modern lasers and what not....
 

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Hey Snapdragon!

SOOOOOOoooooo true!

HiYa ATP!

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snapdragen said:
I haven't read the entire thread - I don't have the patience tonight. But, having met Mr. ATP, I'm having great fun picturing him with his titanium walker, baggy a$$ bike shorts, shaking his fists - "Damn kids! You don't know good music! And get the hell off my lawn!"


///love to atp!!;)
you just know ATPs daughter's gonna grow up to like Burt Bacarach or someone like that... ;)
 

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Bocephus Jones II said:
you just know ATPs daughter's gonna grow up to like Burt Bacarach or someone like that... ;)
She's already got a secret stash of Pat Boone records.:eek:
 

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snapdragen said:
I haven't read the entire thread - I don't have the patience tonight. But, having met Mr. ATP, I'm having great fun picturing him with his titanium walker, baggy a$$ bike shorts, shaking his fists - "Damn kids! You don't know good music! And get the hell off my lawn!"


///love to atp!!;)
That thing's already got 163 replies. ATP touched a nerve by gum.
 

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I imagine him rambling on like Grandpa Simpson " . . and I was wearing an onion on my belt, which was the fashion at the time. . ."
 

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il sogno said:
BTW it'd be a steel walker for Mister ATP. Steel is real! Or aluminum. Wonder if Eddy Merckx will get into the biz of making walkers.

I was waiting for you to post in there, Snap. Dang you kids, if ya had any sort of commitment to yer music, you'd shave yer eyebrows off! :D
Do you think that the walker would have a prefabricated carbon section or just a carbon wrap. Not to make it lighter or faster, just to look cool?
 

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Do you think that the walker would have a prefabricated carbon section or just a carbon wrap. Not to make it lighter or faster, just to look cool?
I think just a carbon wrap no? ATP would just get all cranky if the walker were made lighter with a carbon section. Everybody would have hear him go on and on about how "back in the day I never needed carbon, hell I had an old girlfriend who ..." yada yada, yada...etc.... :p
 

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you guys are moreonasshats.
 

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Speaking of old farts - from our own beloved J's"

haiku d'etat said:
these kids don't know from moshing. it's about knocking each other down etc etc, not like you and i were taught.

bunch of pansies.
hobble, hobble, where's my Surly Walker, here honey, here's a fiver, get an old man a beer.......


;) :D ;)
 

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hey f*ck you, i was the biggest badass out there moshing shirtless in torn camo shorts and work boots and promise i got more ink than any of those young bastids. :rolleyes:
 

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haiku d'etat said:
hey f*ck you, i was the biggest badass out there moshing shirtless in torn camo shorts and work boots and promise i got more ink than any of those young bastids. :rolleyes:
ps. SAMMICH!
 

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haiku d'etat said:
ps. SAMMICH!
Put your teeth back in, grampa.....
 

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sammich, sammich​
 
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