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Went to see this last night (but thats a whole other post... :blush2: ). Too good to pass up, even at midnight and ended up going solo.

Setting: dimly lit improv theater with maybe 90-100 people.

A couple in their mid/late 30's were sitting next to me and after a few minutes they started shifting in their seats and looking on the ground for something. So I moved my feet too and asked what they dropped.

The woman started cracking up. "Umm, nothing."

"mkay"

Then a few minutes later she leans over and says "ok here's what happened...we're on our first date tonight (night choice, atmo) and I offered to carry his coat in my big tote bag. I had put my phone in the bag and then couldn't find it, so I started digging around for it. "maybe it fell into one of my coat pockets' he said. So I looked in the pockets"

then she told him "Umm, I think I found something, but its not my phone." :blush2:

Guy: "What is it?"

Girl: "It feels kinda squishy and round"

Guy: (playing it cool) "What?" :rolleyes:

Girl: "its a condom. Wait, two condoms"

Guy: (busted) "Really? lets see" (FAIL)

she takes one out, then drops it under the seats. So now we're all looking for a condom of his under the theater seats on their first date.

I looked over and gave him the :thumbsup: sign.

The show was hilarious. We didn't get out til after 2:00am :yawn:

pretty sure they "followed through" by the looks of things.


// Bonus: free DVD for all guests. Woo!
 

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excellent
 

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If she was looking for both of the condoms perhaps she was also looking for a suitor to fill the second one...that could have been her definition of a good first date.

You should have introduced yourself ...

"What's your name?"
"Deez"
"Deez that's an interesting name, what is it short for?"
"Deez nutz gonna look good in your mouf later."
 

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Obviously she wanted you to join them for a threesome. But the 2 dudes/1 chick threesome isn't nearly as appealing as the 2 chicks/1 dude threesome, IMO
 

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How was the movie?
 

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Hollywood said:
It's L.A., newb. She was very cute and worthy of 2 condoms. HTH.
Been to L.A. many times and this is not a universal truth.

L.A. has a better average than most cities, but the below average crowd exists there as well.

Trust me, I grew up in fairly rural Pennsylvania where the non-bearded women were the keepers, so I know a schnauzer when I see one.
 

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azpeterb said:
Obviously she wanted you to join them for a threesome. But the 2 dudes/1 chick threesome isn't nearly as appealing as the 2 chicks/1 dude threesome, IMO
My guess is that HW declined on account of having rubbed one out 5 minutes prior.
 

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VaughnA said:
How was the movie?
First of all, the club owner wouldn't allow for any nudity or sex scenes to be shown. :cryin:
He was also a Reno911 cast member for a season or two.

Second, the scenes they did show were very funny. Perfect parodies of officers Dangle, Garcia, Junior, Weigel, etc. One of the "writers" even jumped on camera to do a perfect Terry on skates.

And all of the above cast members were on stage watching the clips and then pausing the movie to ask the porn folks about the scenes. Hilarious. Lots of NSFW discussions. :blush2:
 

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azpeterb said:
Obviously she wanted you to join them for a threesome. But the 2 dudes/1 chick threesome isn't nearly as appealing as the 2 chicks/1 dude threesome, IMO
It's a little awkward, but as long as you keep DEEZ NUTZ from touching each other, it's all good!
 

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thatsmybush said:
If she was looking for both of the condoms perhaps she was also looking for a suitor to fill the second one...that could have been her definition of a good first date.

You should have introduced yourself ...

"What's your name?"
"Deez"
"Deez that's an interesting name, what is it short for?"
"Deez nutz gonna look good in your mouf later."
[ cue: applause ]

/ and yes, a relevant follow though by A...was the jimmy coat found
 

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You notice they weren't looking on the floor for the candle he just gave her. :D

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