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So, here's one where men love Sports Illustrated, sticky floors, and light sabers! :rolleyes:



http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/cleanup-aisle-three

SEPTEMBER 15--What kind of a guy goes into Walmart, takes a Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue from the magazine rack, heads to the store’s toy section, and proceeds to masturbate to completion in the aisle?

Meet William Tyler Black.

The 28-year-old Floridian, a substitute teacher, was arrested yesterday afternoon by Sarasota cops on battery and exposure of sexual organs charges, according to a probable cause affidavit, a copy of which you’ll find here.
 

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kykr13 said:
What is Gut's real name?

Just asking an unrelated question.

I hope.
It ain't Gutt...he has a girl's name. :D

//just kidding Gutt.
 

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Bacon!
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Funny, I didn't even realize it was in Florida until I went back and looked!

I think Gut would have to have several women involved and it would have gone on the wrong face and not the floor. Oh yeah, the light saber would have been in full use by one of the party at least.
 

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I think I just threw up in my mouth a lil bit.

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I work inside of Wal-Mart stores every day (m-f).
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT work for Wal-Mart. The company I work for requires us to work in their stores.
You don't even want to know the ridonkulous stuff that I witness on a daily basis.
Wait, I take that back. You probably do...................
 

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Wait, I think gardenrunner runs peopleofwalmart.com!
 

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Ridgetop said:
Funny, I didn't even realize it was in Florida until I went back and looked!

I think Gut would have to have several women involved and it would have gone on the wrong face and not the floor. Oh yeah, the light saber would have been in full use by one of the party at least.
Funny when I read it I assumed Florida.
 

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thatsmybush said:
Funny when I read it I assumed Florida.
The same thing could have happened in any Iowa Walmart also.
 

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Bocephus Jones II said:
The same thing could have happened in any Iowa Walmart also.
There is a reason why Florida has its very own fark tag.
 

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I want to know what specific toy aisle he was in. Tonka Trucks and automatic weapons is one thing, Barbie is another. Stuffed animals is something alltogether different.

I hate it when the media leaves out the best part.
 

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Did they make him pay for the magazine, or is it back on the shelf?

Cleanup, aisle 4.

Plum
 

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Plum said:
Did they make him pay for the magazine, or is it back on the shelf?

Cleanup, aisle 4.

Plum
A few of the pages stick together, but no big whoop.
 

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reader comment ftw:

And I thought this was a free country! When they take away the right for a guy to spank his monkey in Wal Mart it's time to join a Tea Party or something.
 

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terry b said:
I want to know what specific toy aisle he was in. Tonka Trucks and automatic weapons is one thing, Barbie is another. Stuffed animals is something alltogether different.

I hate it when the media leaves out the best part.
glad i wasn't the only one wondering which toy aisle.
 
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