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Frog Whisperer
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can't they run at like 40 or 50 mph?

I cannot out ride one.... not even on a descent!
 

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This isn't about angry birds 2????

I'm like a Jedi Bird Master and can push buildings over with a single chirp. I spent my money on buying gems instead of a new bike to do this. I'm so impressive.
 

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What the what???
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If you're on the highway and Road Runner goes "Beep beep",
Just step aside or might end up in a heap.
Road Runner, Road Runner runs down the road all day.
Even the coyote can't make him change his ways.

Road Runner, the coyote's after you.
Road Runner, if he catches you you're through.
Road Runner, the coyote's after you.
Road Runner, if he catches you you're through.

That coyote's really a crazy clown!
When will he learn that he never can mow him down?
Poor little Road Runner never bothers anyone;
Runnin' down the road's his idea of having fun.
 

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Huge in Japan
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Do UCI regulations permit ostrich pacing during races? Asking for a friend of course.
 

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I've seen a wild turkey do that. They only run about 25 mph, but that's plenty fast enough for it to catch me (or pretty much any cyclist I know). But I think, like this ostrich, it was just playing.
 

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It just wanted to check out their bikes to see if they had disc brakes.

It was also mad that they didn't wave when they went by.
 

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It just wanted to check out their bikes to see if they had disc brakes.

It was also mad that they didn't wave when they went by.
Serves them right for not waving.

We'll call it the "Ostrich brake check". If you don't have disks, it will plow you over.
 
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