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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/odd_stench_suspension


LAKELAND, Fla. – An eighth-grader was suspended from riding the school bus for three days after being accused of passing gas. The bus driver wrote on a misbehavior form that a 15-year-old teen passing gas on the bus Monday to make the other children laugh, creating a stench so bad that it was difficult to breathe. The bus driver handed the teen the suspension form the next day.


Polk County school officials said there's no rule against flatulence, but there are rules against causing a disturbance on the bus.
The teen said he wasn't the one passing gas.


Whether he did it or not, he might have gotten off easy. A 13-year-old student at a Stuart school was arrested in November after authorities said he broke wind in class.
 

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Lemur-ing
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Now that's a hoot!
 

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Arrested for pharting? Holy Moley. What's he been eating?

We need Gutfiddle to comment on this.
 

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Lemur-ing
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Maybe he really sharted instead.
 

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What the Hell is going on
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Spinal Tap

That's one my favorite Spinal Tap album/song.



We are the children who grew too fast
We are the dust of a future past
We raise our voices in the night
Crying to heaven
And will our voices be heard
Or will they Break Like The Wind
We are the footprints across the sands
We are the thumb on a stranger's hand
We made a promise in the night
Swearing to heaven Is this a promise we keep
Or one we Break Like The Wind
Hey!
We are the guests who have stayed too long
We are the end of the endless song
We send our hearts into the night
Soaring to heaven
And will out hearts still beat on
Or will they Break Like The Wind
Ooh, Break Like The Wind.
 

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had it in the ear before
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Creakyknees said:
Arrested for pharting? Holy Moley. What's he been eating?

We need Gutfiddle to comment on this.
it's probably the sulfur water that makes Polk County flatulence so awful, luckily my stepson commutes via bicycle. This story was front page in the lakeland ledger w/ color photos last thursday.

//here's a typical polk countian response on the ledger blogsite

"LOL!!!!! Now this is funny!!! Kicking a kid off the bus for letting it rip!! I remember study hall.....hahaha!!! Don't give the kid a hard time..and don't get all upset about the vapors and the silent but violents! lol!!!Maybe the bus driver is jealous that she can't rip em' like that!!! I bet the bus was like a popcorn machine!lol... and look at his pic!! He's trying to squeeze one out there too!!!lol...."

and link to picksures

http://www.theledger.com/article/20090318/NEWS/903185043
 

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Shirtcocker
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gutfiddle said:
it's probably the sulfur water that makes Polk County flatulence so awful, luckily my stepson commutes via bicycle. This story was front page in the lakeland ledger w/ color photos last thursday.
too bad they didn't do scratch and sniff
 

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Bocephus Jones II said:
LAKELAND, Fla. – An eighth-grader was suspended from riding the school bus for three days after being accused of passing gas. The bus driver wrote on a misbehavior form that a 15-year-old teen passing gas on the bus Monday to make the other children laugh, creating a stench so bad that it was difficult to breathe. The bus driver handed the teen the suspension form the next day.


Polk County school officials said there's no rule against flatulence, but there are rules against causing a disturbance on the bus.
The teen said he wasn't the one passing gas.


Whether he did it or not, he might have gotten off easy. A 13-year-old student at a Stuart school was arrested in November after authorities said he broke wind in class.
Nobody told him "whoever denied it, supplied it."

Our society sucks.
 

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Kid should have been suspended- adding to global warming and all.....
 

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i saw somebody reading that and thought it was from the onion.
 

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Where's the ACLU when you need them.
 

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tomk96 said:
i saw somebody reading that and thought it was from the onion.
yeah, onions will do it too............oh........never mind
 
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