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Wednesday (07/16/08) in Lafayette, on St. Mary's road, I was assaulted by a 60+ year old white male driving a late model dark grey Infinity G35. First he passed me aggressively close. Then, as traffic stacked up in front of me I moved to the shoulder to pass the stopped cars in front of me. This same driver, obviously spotting me in his mirrors, maneuvered his car into the shoulder right in front of me to block my pass. I then moved to pass him on the left... As I did this he instantly bolted to the left trying to block me again! As I approached him from behind, just a few feet from his rear bumper he did the unthinkable and slammed on his brakes. I was probably about 5-6 feet behind him when he did this. I locked it up and crashed hard into the back end of his car, then flopped to the pavement behind. Fortunately we were only doing about 15 mph so I was not seriously injured. I popped up off the road and with my adrenalin spiking, had a nice little fit all over the rear deck and roof of his Infinity. Traffic was now stopped and he had no where to escape so he finally got out. Thanks to the other drivers who witnessed his assault I was able to compose myself and because of them I am not in jail. God knows what I would have done to this old man if they did not intervene. I took a breath and pulled my phone out of my jersey and dialed 911. Lafayette PD was there in minutes. The cop wrote up a report, taking both of our statements. The cop shrugged and said: "Your word against his, no one was seriously hurt, I can't force people to behave nicely, what do you want me to do?" Hindsight tells me I should have ripped his mirrors off and beat him with them. I've attached a pic of his plate. When you're on St. Mary's be on the lookout for him.
You can clearly see the crease my tire left on his bumper just right of his left tail light

You can clearly see the crease my tire left on his bumper just right of his left tail light