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Genitive Declensioner
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So this was my dinner last night. A quesadilla and a half bottle of Cockburns. This was after I got home and had a pint of Racer 5 IPA.

fyi....not a good combo
 

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thinkcooper said:
And here I was thinking this thread was gonna be about spinning fire naked. :mad:
Damn hippies.
 

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svend said:
So this was my dinner last night. A quesadilla and a half bottle of Cockburns. This was after I got home and had a pint of Racer 5 IPA.

fyi....not a good combo
what did you expect from a drink with cock and burns in the name?
 

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thinkcooper said:
And here I was thinking this thread was gonna be about spinning fire naked. :mad:
That would be your area of expertise........ball is in your court, pic mandatory
 

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Bocephus Jones II said:
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what did you expect from a drink with cock and burns in the name?

No the Cockburns is very good, it was the combo that left me hurting this morning....

I always order it when it's on the menu, "oh, and I'll have the Cockburns too." Just like saying it.
 

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thinkcooper said:
One sugar cube, or two for your coffee?
No coffee, thanks. I prefer hot or iced tea.
 

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paint said:
No coffee, thanks. I prefer hot or iced tea.
Alright, one extra sweet hot tea. I'll check back in with you in a few hours and be sure to scare away any giant bats with aztec head-dresses flying around.
 

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Giant? Like how giant? Do they carry diseases? Cause if not, i want one for a pet.
 

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Bocephus Jones II said:
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what did you expect from a drink with cock and burns in the name?
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