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Does anybody else notice this? I don't drink coffee habitually, maybe once a week at the most. I don't need it at work and usually drink it there only when I have time and it sounds good. But on the weekend, I love waking up and fixing me a few cups.

Then it hits me in the middle of breakfast, before the first cup is even done. My elapsed time to the first caffeine-induced bowel movement (CIBM) is usually 15-30 minutes. Then there's one or two more in the next couple of hours.

Who needs laxatives? Just drink coffee!
 

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GirchyGirchy said:
Does anybody else notice this? I don't drink coffee habitually, maybe once a week at the most. I don't need it at work and usually drink it there only when I have time and it sounds good. But on the weekend, I love waking up and fixing me a few cups.

Then it hits me in the middle of breakfast, before the first cup is even done. My elapsed time to the first caffeine-induced bowel movement (CIBM) is usually 15-30 minutes. Then there's one or two more in the next couple of hours.

Who needs laxatives? Just drink coffee!
Girchy,
Are you sure that this is something you really want to be revealing to all of NCD? Yes, I ate something the other night that had me farting up a storm. My wife was wondering what the heck was going on. Needless to say, love making was not on the agenda that night :rolleyes:
Cheers, Wayne
 

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Yeah, coffee does that, smoking too. Coffee (black, strong) and smoking (Gauloises Caporal) just about turns you inside out. It's a wonderful world.
 

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rogger said:
Yeah, coffee does that, smoking too. Coffee (black, strong) and smoking (Gauloises Caporal) just about turns you inside out. It's a wonderful world.
I find Starbucks particularly makes me have to do the poop.

McDonalds breakfast, too.
 

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Scotty2Hotty said:
I find Starbucks particularly makes me have to do the poop.

McDonalds breakfast, too.
Never been to a Starbucks, never had McDonalds breakfast (plenty of the other crap tho) so I wouldn't know. :)
 

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Or eat chili, sauerkraut, etc.....
 

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Scotty2Hotty said:
I find Starbucks particularly makes me have to do the poop.

McDonalds breakfast, too.
But if you want a quality, smooth, tapered no-wipey BM I'd suggest something dark roasted from Peets.
 

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wayneanneli said:
Girchy,
Are you sure that this is something you really want to be revealing to all of NCD? Yes, I ate something the other night that had me farting up a storm. My wife was wondering what the heck was going on. Needless to say, love making was not on the agenda that night :rolleyes:
Cheers, Wayne
And here all the while I thought farting was desirous foreplay.

It's a butt kiss baby!!
 

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zeytin said:
Wait, you're one of those guys who checks it out before you drop in the tp and flush aren't you? Is there any arena in which men will not compete? ;)
Hah! Check out the Real Man's Toilet! It has a plateau so you can judge the poo on its due merits! No nasty splash to worry about either!

 

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Sintesi said:
But if you want a quality, smooth, tapered no-wipey BM I'd suggest something dark roasted from Peets.
Thanks for the visual Sintesi, now I have to go wipe my memory clean.
 

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zeytin said:
Thanks for the visual Sintesi, now I have to go wipe my memory clean.
Wait, you're one of those guys who checks it out before you drop in the tp and flush aren't you? Is there any arena in which men will not compete? ;)
 

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rogger said:
Hah! Check out the Real Man's Toilet! It has a plateau so you can judge the poo on its due merits! No nasty splash to worry about either!


Do you sit down to pee? Cus if you stand then there is plenty of nasty splashy!
 

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zeytin said:
Do you sit down to pee? Cus if you stand then there is plenty of nasty splashy!
What do you think a sink is for? Duh! :rolleyes:
 

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zeytin said:
Wait, you're one of those guys who checks it out before you drop in the tp and flush aren't you? Is there any arena in which men will not compete? ;)
Cuppa Peets and you don't have to look or flush or nothin'. It'll just shoot thru the pipes and take off to the ocean all by itself.
 

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GirchyGirchy said:
Does anybody else notice this? I don't drink coffee habitually, maybe once a week at the most. I don't need it at work and usually drink it there only when I have time and it sounds good. But on the weekend, I love waking up and fixing me a few cups.

Then it hits me in the middle of breakfast, before the first cup is even done. My elapsed time to the first caffeine-induced bowel movement (CIBM) is usually 15-30 minutes. Then there's one or two more in the next couple of hours.

Who needs laxatives? Just drink coffee!
yup...it certainly does. any stimulant will have this effect BTW--not just coffee.
 

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It's not a competition; just want to check the pipes 'n make sure they're functioning w/out "issues".:)
 

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Sintesi said:
But if you want a quality, smooth, tapered no-wipey BM I'd suggest something dark roasted from Peets.
How can I test this coffee bm thing when you make me spit my coffee on the keyboard!!!!!!! :D
 

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GirchyGirchy said:
My elapsed time to the first caffeine-induced bowel movement (CIBM) is usually 15-30 minutes. !
Funny....when IM'ing with my brothers we use this acronym to excuse ourselves for a couple minutes!
 

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This thread is certainly strange enough. Maybe we should do a poll to see who sits and who stands when peeing...;)
 
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