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wut?
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Why the heck do coolers have markings on them that allow you to measure things? Is it so you can measure your fish and figure out whether to throw it back?

//legitimate question//
 

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Captain Obvious
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yes, that's what i assume. then you put them on ice.
 

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Measuring Up

Scotty2Hotty said:
Why the heck do coolers have markings on them that allow you to measure things? Is it so you can measure your fish and figure out whether to throw it back?
Perhaps it is for women to use at parties. You know when a guy says he is ## inches she can find out for sure and know whether to throw him back.
 

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Captain Obvious
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Scotty2Hotty said:
I put yer mama on ice.
with today's weather, i'm sure she'll thank you.
 

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Zaphod Beeblebrox
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I've always assumed it's for measuring fish.
 

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Its for when your wife sits her fatass on it you can tell her its 30" roughly
 

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I put markings on one of my coolers (that didn't have them) so that I had a convenient fish measuring device
 

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also if your cooler has hinges on it you can bust them off and fix it so it opens either side.
 

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bmxhacksaw said:
In Gut's case it's for measuring the gap between his neighbor's teeth.
the gap between her twhat?
 

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Just Plain Bitter
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bmxhacksaw said:
In Gut's case it's for measuring the gap between his neighbor's teeth.
You mean tooth don't you?
 

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Scotty2Hotty said:
I've never fished...

Sure sign of a deprived childhood. Come east and we can fix that :D
 
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