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she was talking about how her cousin wanted her to join her kickball team.
"i dont wanna play kickball. people expect me to be athletic and stuff"
"like its tough. its kickball! adult kickball, at that. just a reason to drink."
"well, i dont wanna be hit in the face with the ball."
yeah, you know its coming...
"hit in the face? the only way you get hit in the face is if the ball is coming straight at you and youre not fast enough at ducking."
"yeah. i guess youre right."
"plus, you should be used to having balls hit your face."

SMACK!
 

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Lemur-ing
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Nice!

By the way, her smacking you is clearly c()de for her wanting more balls hitting her face and also for you to be helping her with that.

//Is she hawt?
 

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Go to your supervisor and report sexual harassment.

I'm not kidding.
 

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shes my work wife. and she aint my type.
we always goof like this. shes the one i watch the opening weekend of march madness with. we usually take that first thursday as a 1/2 day and head out to a bar.

and if you think my comment was bad, hers can be worse.
 

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terry b said:
'round my place we spell L-A-W-S-U-I-T.
For the puncher or the punch-ee?

Well, he can hammer her back. :D
 

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just tell her it's not good for a pregnant woman to be hitting people...
 

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weltyed said:
shes my work wife. and she aint my type.
we always goof like this. shes the one i watch the opening weekend of march madness with. we usually take that first thursday as a 1/2 day and head out to a bar.

and if you think my comment was bad, hers can be worse.
:ihih: :ihih: :devil:

//I wonder what would happen if your real wife knows. :D
 

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hope HR wasn't around. wait, don't you work in or with HR? you need to fire yourself before you both sue the company.
 

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we are under the HR umbrella. we are the 2 most ribald...

which leads me to this story:
yesterday i was in a meeting with recruitment. they purchased a new hiring system , but are also "changing the way the manage talent." whatever. and they want to brand this thing and market it to the rest of corporate. whateverwhatever.
they were tossing around ideas and th ehead of it all said, "i like 'Career Opportunity Center.' because we arent just about hiring, but also movement within the company."
"yeah. C.O.C. sounds good," someone sucked up.
"ummm, i think you might wanna stay away from that," i remarked.
"why? whats wrong with C.O.C"
i stared blankly at them.
someone else in the room got it. "yeah. we really dont wanna do that."
the lead person (a female) says, "i must be missing something here. i dont see what the big deal is about my C.O.C. idea. someone will have to tell me later, but i will take your word for it."

now i kinda wish i hadnt said anything.
 

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weltyed said:
we are under the HR umbrella. we are the 2 most ribald...

which leads me to this story:
yesterday i was in a meeting with recruitment. they purchased a new hiring system , but are also "changing the way the manage talent." whatever. and they want to brand this thing and market it to the rest of corporate. whateverwhatever.
they were tossing around ideas and th ehead of it all said, "i like 'Career Opportunity Center.' because we arent just about hiring, but also movement within the company."
"yeah. C.O.C. sounds good," someone sucked up.
"ummm, i think you might wanna stay away from that," i remarked.
"why? whats wrong with C.O.C"
i stared blankly at them.
someone else in the room got it. "yeah. we really dont wanna do that."
the lead person (a female) says, "i must be missing something here. i dont see what the big deal is about my C.O.C. idea. someone will have to tell me later, but i will take your word for it."

now i kinda wish i hadnt said anything.
I didn't get it initially till I read the part where you stared blankly and someone else chimed in.

Well, you could have this as the slogan:

Our C.O.C. - takes care of you in the best possible way, leaving you satisfied.
 

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balls in the face and COC.

i'm afraid what thread/story you may start next. especially if there are pics.
 

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Brick Tamland said:
Just wait til she's touching your junk and farting in your office.

nice.
 

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NUTT said:
COC.... I don't get it?

Halp?
surely, you must be joking.

what if i typed it like this? Coc_
 
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