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The Daily Mail is really coming through today

Doctors have hailed a man's penis a miracle after his genitals saved his life after he was struck by lightning.
Zoran Jurkovic, 41, from the small eastern Croatian village of Petrovci was listening to his headphones when a thunderstorm formed overhead and after being struck on the head by a bolt, it earthed itself through his penis.
The medics said that it was a miracle that the lightning charge had bypassed Zoran’s chest and missed his his heart
Croatian cyclist ?is saved by his penis? after he is struck by lightning | Daily Mail Online
 

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Of course they don't mention that his wiener looks like a hotdog that was left on the grill for an hour.
 

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This reminds me of the following Jeff Dunham clip:

[video=dailymotion;x9x3x0]http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9x3x0_jeff-dunham-croatian-joke_fun[/video]

If he doesn't nickname his wang Timex after this, he will be missing a great comedic opportunity.
 

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Oh the irony that cycling with earphones on typically contributes to loss of life, not saving life...with an assist from his penis of course.

The take-away?...chicks still shouldn't cycle with earphones on.
 

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Here's a pic of the lightning rod himself. So this is 100% legit

Human Mouth Cheek Skin Chin
 

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Well, at least he can now legit-tell girls at the bar that his junk is shocking.
 

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I had a witty answer that I just deleted
 

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The cup half empty version of this story:

"Croatian man's penis blown off by bolt of lightning"
 

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I have to admit, I'm kinda impressed the lightning found his junk an easier path to the ground than one of his legs.
 
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