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real stonie said:
For someone who's new to the forums, what the heck are "the J's?"
oh jeebus, this is gonna be a bloodbath.
 

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sol 518 said:
I think it's going to be like a car wreck, you shouldn't look, but you can't help it.
wait, i was driving one of those 34 cars that piled-up on i-40. oh gawd, here it comes...
 

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From what I can tell, the J's are a small band of bicycling degenerates who probably haven't held steady employment for more than one or two seasons at the state fair corn dog shack, bathe only when required by their social services worker, are undersexed - yet they discuss their two sexual encounters with such graphic detail as if they happened this morning and always appear to be stoned.

But that's just my guess.
 

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real stonie said:
From what I can tell, the J's are a small band of bicycling degenerates who probably haven't held steady employment for more than one or two seasons at the state fair corn dog shack, bathe only when required by their social services worker, are undersexed - yet they discuss their two sexual encounters with such graphic detail as if they happened this morning and always appear to be stoned.

But that's just my guess.
The first rule about the J's is that you don't talk about the J's. ;)
 

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damn dead-on, except for the sex part. per Hoo:

"What's happening to you? It looks to me like you are getting healthier. Meds just might be doing the trick for you. You're still an oversexed, wildly inappropriate, stalkerish kind of dude, metroish or not. So hang on to that. It's what makes you you." -dr hoo

take it and run with it,...run for your life!
 

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haiku d'etat said:
damn dead-on, except for the sex part. per Hoo:

"What's happening to you? It looks to me like you are getting healthier. Meds just might be doing the trick for you. You're still an oversexed, wildly inappropriate, stalkerish kind of dude, metroish or not. So hang on to that. It's what makes you you." -dr hoo

take it and run with it,...run for your life!
and who could forget......

http://forums.roadbikereview.com/showthread.php?t=28956&highlight=hailku+j%27s

here it is, boo-yah, post #2000 as requested by suonata
<hr style="color: rgb(183, 183, 183);" size="1"> <!-- / icon and title --> <!-- message --> seen lots come and go
been here since roadies rejoice
and even before

what version is this?
have we been through three or four?
format matters not

most important, this:
we share our thoughts and feelings
a bit of ourselves

little bit of me
shared with you folks everyday
it makes me better

once told my best friend
"you're cheaper than therapy"
(the same goes for you)

what a fouled-up year
in fact, much more than a year
last couple were tough

where's my will to ride?
isn't it fun anymore?
hmm, how would i know...?

old friends have faded
great looking glass, divorce is
looking out, and in

i'm selective now,
much more than before, and this:
my eyes are open

the biggest change thus:
i'm a full-time part-time dad
a single one, too

ENOUGH about me!
let's talk about the forums
most especially...

HOT PODIUM GIRLS!
the best damned thing since sliced bread
post more hot chicas!

and moderators!
now there are a few of us
and this is allowed:

*

useful character
little star named asterisk
you help me say f*ck

though i may say f*ck
over and over again,
i am still feckless.

politics only
i'm so glad it's over there
no more flame wars here

abbreviations
like "condi" and "rummy", yech
we're happier now

forum noncycling
now serves its true potential
discussions of life

let's talk about pie
(never write "fillibuster")
oh, and lawn mowers

helen hunt is hot
i never mentioned uma
but she's WAY hot, too

as for you people
love, respect to all of you
even AJS

(except jed peters
put him out with gasoline
if he was on fire)

LOL! love ya jed baby!

won't name favorites
except state growing respect
for mr. grumpy

and for all my fans
especially hot chicas
you should post a pic!

now, time for magic...
if everyone would kindly
repeat after me

it might work this time
if we say it loud enough
and with conviction:

SPIRITO! SPIRITO! SPIRITO!


peace out,

-J

ps, for newbies
don't post a stupid question
if it's a friday.
 

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Pulminary J's embalysms are quite fun, though, particularly when you snarf blood and Jack Daniels out your honker.

M_O_R_E_O_N_S
 

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Bocephus Jones II said:
The first rule about the J's is that you don't talk about the J's. ;)
that last one's a bad pic for my psyche. let's not see that one anymore, umkay?
 

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haiku d'etat said:
that last one's a bad pic for my psyche. let's not see that one anymore, umkay?
tis gone.....

or did you mean the computer one? I removed that as well.
 

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Bocephus Jones II said:
tis gone.....

or did you mean the computer one? I removed that as well.
computer one, i appreciate it, BEEGE.

etc.
 

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firstrax said:
You'll find out when you finish putting the lotion on your skin!

J's are sorta like crabs, you had a blast getting them, but you're not really sure if you want them to stick around.....;)
 

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Bocephus Jones II said:
The first rule about the J's is that you don't talk about the J's. ;)
yikes! J's bakery in Katakana?
that's friggin weird.
-estone2
j's desu ha totemo hen desu. demo, totemo tanostii desukara, ii desunee. (there it's on topic.;) )
 
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