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I have a dilemma here. I can't decide between the Esse (with the optional Esse Stage), the Wedge-Ramp, and the Scoop (right now they are running a special, buy a Scoop get a free Wedge). They all look like nice products and I can't decide. Has anyone used any of these products and if so, what are your thoughts. I saw them advertised in Bicycling magazine and decided to look into their line. Thanks!
 

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If it comes with the dude, I'd get all of 'em.
 

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Friction_Shifter said:
I have a dilemma here. I can't decide between the Esse (with the optional Esse Stage), the Wedge-Ramp, and the Scoop (right now they are running a special, buy a Scoop get a free Wedge). They all look like nice products and I can't decide. Has anyone used any of these products and if so, what are your thoughts. I saw them advertised in Bicycling magazine and decided to look into their line. Thanks!
sorry, most of my experience is in the kitchen, on the bathroom counter, the hallway floor, shower, and church.

i say save your $ and invest in some BDSM stuff instead. shop with your partner. makes it even more fun.
 

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haiku d'etat said:
sorry, most of my experience is in the kitchen, on the bathroom counter, the hallway floor, shower, and church.

i say save your $ and invest in some BDSM stuff instead. shop with your partner. makes it even more fun.
how would you explain having a big ass swoopy foam thing in front of your bed when people come over?
 

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yarble said:
how would you explain having a big ass swoopy foam thing in front of your bed when people come over?
i have few houseguests; most of them are in the bedroom for a reason.
 

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Grown ups usually don't parade people through their bedroom unless they plan on using the toys they display. ;)
 

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free porn alert!

Friction_Shifter said:
I have a dilemma here. I can't decide between the Esse (with the optional Esse Stage), the Wedge-Ramp, and the Scoop (right now they are running a special, buy a Scoop get a free Wedge). They all look like nice products and I can't decide. Has anyone used any of these products and if so, what are your thoughts. I saw them advertised in Bicycling magazine and decided to look into their line. Thanks!
If you go to each shape on their website they have two links, a film and positions....both pretty hot people doing each other. Oh and the Esse seems fairly useless in my opinion, most of the positions it lists can be exactly duplicated on a bed with 2 or 3 pillows...and no-one is going to ask why you have 2 or 3 pillows in your bedroom. The same also goes for the wedge, get a nice firm pillow at a bedding store....voila, semi wedge.

ps, how would I go about applying for the job where I get to simulate sex with a hot blonde and pretend that these pillows really make a difference?

ALso, a little while back one of the magazines (i think it was dirt rag) did a humorm piece on the liberator ramp asking about jumping bikes off of it...funny stuff
 

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I can't remember who or where, but I have heard good things about the ramp/wedge combo.

Wow! Those vids were hot...
 

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watched the vids, they're all about the guy doing all the work. wtf?

click through to "liberator black label" at the bottom of the products page.

THAT is what I'M talking about.

YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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