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So I'm watching Ellen DeGeneres on Jay Leno last night and as I watched her, I had the strange feeleng that I'd seen her before. Obviously I'd seen her, but I felt I'd seen her in someone else. Then it hit me- the nose, the jowels, the mannerisms- it's Woody Allen! Ellen is a younger, lesbian version of Woody Allen!
 

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Blue Sugar said:
So I'm watching Ellen DeGeneres on Jay Leno last night and as I watched her, I had the strange feeleng that I'd seen her before. Obviously I'd seen her, but I felt I'd seen her in someone else. Then it hit me- the nose, the jowels, the mannerisms- it's Woody Allen! Ellen is a younger, lesbian version of Woody Allen!

Nah, her one movie, "Mr. Wrong" was so terrible, but it still was much better than anything Allen has done.
 

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Blue Sugar said:
So I'm watching Ellen DeGeneres on Jay Leno last night and as I watched her, I had the strange feeleng that I'd seen her before. Obviously I'd seen her, but I felt I'd seen her in someone else. Then it hit me- the nose, the jowels, the mannerisms- it's Woody Allen! Ellen is a younger, lesbian version of Woody Allen!
Stop it! You're making Woody feel all sexy now.
 

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I've never seen "Mr. Wrong", but you're contention that averything Woody had done is terrible is utterly rediculous. His comedy is a little bit too pseudo-intellectual for my tastes, but I still find him very funny. "Sleeper" is one of the all-time greats. And his romantic comedies were great too- masterfully crafted. He's not only a comic genius, but a cinemagraphic one as well.
relax dude, it was sarcasim
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I've never seen "Mr. Wrong", but you're contention that averything Woody had done is terrible is utterly rediculous. His comedy is a little bit too pseudo-intellectual for my tastes, but I still find him very funny. "Sleeper" is one of the all-time greats. And his romantic comedies were great too- masterfully crafted. He's not only a comic genius, but a cinemagraphic one as well.
 

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I just think she'd be funnier

If she changed her name to Ellen DeGenerate.

don't knock Ellen, she's had better tail than most of us.

just think, she gets serviced by Portia Di Rossi.
 

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just think, she gets serviced by Portia Di Rossi.

Please, please--tell me you're kidding. I couldn't have cared less about DeGeneres and Heche, but this is so wrong...I mean, it's not like I would ever have had anything remotely resembling a chance with PDR, but a guy's entitled to dream, right?
 

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A guy can dream

but ellen is hitting it.
 
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