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I am visiting the 'rents in Portland, just went for an awesome nnc, get back to find I did not bring teh keys to their well-locked pad.

Now I have about four hours to kill. I have my wallet, but am wearing Lycra.

Fail!!
 

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Lbs Ftw!!!
 

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nice...i did that once. ceptin i had to get to work and the only way to get into the house was to ride the 15 miles (one way) to wifey's work to retrieve keys. ouch.

so, what did you do?
 

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Rode some more, duh! Now I am drinking coffee... I will me excited to have a shower!
 

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Argentius said:
Rode some more, duh! Now I am drinking coffee... I will me excited to have a shower!
htfu and use the hose.
 

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Argentius said:
I am visiting the 'rents in Portland, just went for an awesome nnc, get back to find I did not bring teh keys to their well-locked pad.

Now I have about four hours to kill. I have my wallet, but am wearing Lycra.

Fail!!
My wife's signing books today at Powell's on Burnside. Go buy a couple of hundred and she'll let you sit in her rental car.
 

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You gots the cash, Go to a biker bar...........

 

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There is a bar in Chico, WA called the Horse and Cow. It is a submarine and biker bar that originated in Vallejo, CA, moved to San Diego and now finally in Washington state. I stopped there last summer to fill up a water bottle while fully decked out in lycra. I was locked and loaded for a comment but none came. I am in about a dozen pictures on the walls, many of which would prevent me from running for President.

I never get locked out, my smoker niece always leaves the downstairs sliding glass unlocked.
 

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bigbill said:
There is a bar in Chico, WA called the Horse and Cow. It is a submarine and biker bar that originated in Vallejo, CA, moved to San Diego and now finally in Washington state. I stopped there last summer to fill up a water bottle while fully decked out in lycra. I was locked and loaded for a comment but none came. I am in about a dozen pictures on the walls, many of which would prevent me from running for President.

I never get locked out, my smoker niece always leaves the downstairs sliding glass unlocked.
This post here is a pristine representaion of too little information.
 
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bigbill said:
There is a bar in Chico, WA called the Horse and Cow. It is a submarine and biker bar that originated in Vallejo, CA, moved to San Diego and now finally in Washington state. I stopped there last summer to fill up a water bottle while fully decked out in lycra. I was locked and loaded for a comment but none came. I am in about a dozen pictures on the walls, many of which would prevent me from running for President.

I never get locked out, my smoker niece always leaves the downstairs sliding glass unlocked.

Now my curiosity is piqued.

I shall have to consult Google MAps to find Chico, Wa.

Chico, CA - I know where that is.

Chico, Wa - no idea. Sounds like it may be worth the trip though.
 
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OldEndicottHiway said:
I say it's time for a PNW RBR road trip to Chico,Wa for a little intel recon mission, seeing a Bigbill probably won't come clean.
We would have to hit every bar in town to make sure we found the right one.

It's a big job.

I think I 'm up to it.

Being diligent about finding every bar will be key.
 

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OldEndicottHiway said:
I say it's time for a PNW RBR road trip to Chico,Wa for a little intel recon mission, seeing a Bigbill probably won't come clean.

There are a few traditions in the Horse and Cow that started in Vallejo, were passed to San Diego when Mare Island closed, and got packed up and moved to Washington State when the H&C closed in San Diego. When my old sub would arrive in SD, we would get a free keg and a free naked group photo. The photo was after the keg floated. There is a book, Blind Man's Bluff, that discusses goings-on at the H&C.
 

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toomanybikes said:
We would have to hit every bar in town to make sure we found the right one.

It's a big job.

I think I 'm up to it.

Being diligent about finding every bar will be key.

I have a sneaking suspicion there is only one bar in Chico, Wa. Maybe two.

One of the two has photos of Bigbill engaged in illicit activity plastered all over its walls. That'd be the one we're looking for.
 
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