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Just thought I'd share. Have been focused on anything except women since my divorce, by choice. Outside of a few random encounters, have been all about riding and work. First 2nd date tonight, looking forward to it!!
 

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teapotter said:
Just thought I'd share. Have been focused on anything except women since my divorce, by choice. Outside of a few random encounters, have been all about riding and work. First 2nd date tonight, looking forward to it!!
bring a rubber.
 

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Bocephus Jones II said:
bring a rubber.
and olive oil....good luck! and post pixx.
 

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teapotter said:
Just thought I'd share. Have been focused on anything except women since my divorce, by choice. Outside of a few random encounters, have been all about riding and work. First 2nd date tonight, looking forward to it!!
Good for you. I'm still a recluse. Hopefully, I'll start dating again before I'm too old to find a woman who can still drop a few kidlets.
 

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Bocephus Jones II said:
bring a rubber.

just don't go straight for the clitoris....

/ what's wrong with a kiss?
 

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svend said:
just don't go straight for the clitoris....

/ what's wrong with a kiss?
Kiss Deez Nutz.
 

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Jim311 said:
If you bring flowers she is obligated to put out. Them's the rules.
No, no, it's a Fossil watch. Don't you people watch Jersey Shore?
 

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Andrew1 said:
No, no, it's a Fossil watch. Don't you people watch Jersey Shore?

But doesn't that means she is going to go to bed with someone else and leave you hanging?
 

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But doesn't that means she is going to go to bed with someone else and leave you hanging?
True. But Vinny bought that chick flowers and she never even showed up. Flowers are a jinx that result in you drinking Four Loko out of a red cup on your couch alone until your friends come home.
 

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grrrah said:
make sure she has a car with a big trunk.
that's only good if he has the junk to fill it...
 

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Andrew1 said:
True. But Vinny bought that chick flowers and she never even showed up. Flowers are a jinx that result in you drinking Four Loko out of a red cup on your couch alone until your friends come home.
Damn, that's sad.
 
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