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thinkcooper said:
My sister in-law just had twins. I wonder if they make a divider?
They should make a divider that you can remove, kind of like tanks built for betta fish.

Baby fights are the best.
 

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Scotty2Hotty said:
They should make a divider that you can remove, kind of like tanks built for betta fish.

Baby fights are the best.
You gotta get 'em drunk first.
 

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thinkcooper said:
You gotta get 'em drunk first.
Crystal Meth helps too.
 

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thinkcooper said:
Here's a great new product website to help with you overcome the challenges of protecting your newborn...
At home I have a photo of my daughter inside the dog crate - wish I had it on hand here at work.
 

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thinkcooper said:
Kids like sweets, I'm thinking Redbull and Vodka.
My bad, I forgot kids abhor bitter-sour. Maybe a suppository?
 

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there are a couple suicidegirls dot com shoots you ought to see. enough said.
 

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thinkcooper said:
Here's a great new product website to help with you overcome the challenges of protecting your newborn...

A safe baby is a happy baby
Teenager cage? Doesn't look too secure to me. Any self-respecting teenager would be outtie there in no time at all.
 

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Jeez, just lock them in the bathroom with a tub of M&Ms

Occupies them for hours, and they can't hurt themselves. Quit spoiling the little brats.
 

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hilarious

that is so funny-
i am gonna email the link to my wife (due in june).
lets see if a pregnant woman thinks this is funny.
 
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