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kpcw said:

I mean Chuck (Chicken) Norris is a wimp...
 

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You wish

Scotty2Hotty said:
Please... Did you know that Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did?

Chuck Norris is STILL a virgin, never seen any kids around him, HMMMM.....what a wimp...
 

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physasst said:
Chuck Norris is STILL a virgin, never seen any kids around him, HMMMM.....what a wimp...
Yeah, you wish. Last weekend, Chuck ate 13 plates of spinach gnocchi in 3 minutes. He spent the first 2 minutes having sex with his waitress.

That is a not made up at all.
 

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Scotty2Hotty said:
Yeah, you wish. Last weekend, Chuck ate 13 plates of spinach gnocchi in 3 minutes. He spent the first 2 minutes having sex with his waitress.

That is a not made up at all.
Two whole minutes!?! That truely is a feat of strength. :rolleyes:
 

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Scotty2Hotty said:
Yeah, but he orgasmed like 46 times.
He's a premature ejaculator......THAT'S even WORSE.....
 

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physasst said:
He's a premature ejaculator......THAT'S even WORSE.....
Unless you're a monkey. ;)
 

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bonkmiester said:
don't let Tehran know you have this....your Saab might get torched:
Why do I get the feeling this could start WWIII?
 
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