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I have taken upon myself the burdenous task of corroborating kpcw. having 8% body fat, and a 141 IQ (lower than myself, but still impressive of course), being 6', a great cyclist, and hung like my front door (we walked a horse through that 10' door just last week) makes him like the bestest most eligible bachelor poster on these boards. All you wimmens should be on him like white on rice. He won't keep you warm like the J's and Hickey, but hell, a gal's gotta compromise somewhere. (Also, ignore those rumors about the luck of the Irish in ahem, that department. They are just rumors.)
 

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Gig 'em said:
The truth is kpcw has the hots for the J's. And he thinks that because the J's has the hots for me, if I tell J's that kpcw is hot, J's will believe me. I keep telling him all he has to do is tell J's he wears a 36D and rides a motorcycle, but kp swears the truth will be enough.

We shall see.
J's has the hots for anyone/anything with out a Y chromosome.
 

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The truth is kpcw has the hots for the J's. And he thinks that because the J's has the hots for me, if I tell J's that kpcw is hot, J's will believe me. I keep telling him all he has to do is tell J's he wears a 36D and rides a motorcycle, but kp swears the truth will be enough.

We shall see.
 

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Gig 'em said:
I have taken upon myself the burdenous task of corroborating kpcw. having 8% body fat, and a 141 IQ (lower than myself, but still impressive of course), being 6', a great cyclist, and hung like my front door (we walked a horse through that 10' door just last week) makes him like the bestest most eligible bachelor poster on these boards. All you wimmens should be on him like white on rice. He won't keep you warm like the J's and Hickey, but hell, a gal's gotta compromise somewhere. (Also, ignore those rumors about the luck of the Irish in ahem, that department. They are just rumors.)
You lose a bet?
 

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SSSShhhh. You'll wake the dead.
 

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Gig 'em said:
I have taken upon myself the burdenous task of corroborating kpcw. having 8% body fat, and a 141 IQ (lower than myself, but still impressive of course), being 6', a great cyclist, and hung like my front door (we walked a horse through that 10' door just last week) makes him like the bestest most eligible bachelor poster on these boards. All you wimmens should be on him like white on rice. He won't keep you warm like the J's and Hickey, but hell, a gal's gotta compromise somewhere. (Also, ignore those rumors about the luck of the Irish in ahem, that department. They are just rumors.)
i love you.
 

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J's has the hots for anyone/anything with out a Y chromosome.
That's not true. I think he's in love with yarble.
 

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Gig 'em said:
That's not true. I think he's in love with yarble.
my love for yarble and scotty2hotty and alex-in-evanston and spirito and kpcw is a manly love. and like that. nttawwt.

my love for YOU is complete and total dedication. i would sell my house and leave memphis to live in the trunk of your car and get 30 minutes with you per week.

my precious.
 

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I do not have a trunk. I have a truck.
 

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I do not have a trunk. I have a truck.
yeah, but if i said "live in your bed", what would the neighbors think?

how inappropriate!

gosh!
 

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Gig 'em said:
That's not true. I think he's in love with yarble.
Are you sure yarble has a Y?
 

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GirchyGirchy said:
Did you have it surgically removed or something?
Honey, I'm white. There ain't too much junk in my trunk.
 

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Are you sure yarble has a Y?
It can be confusing at 144#
 

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Gig 'em said:
I have taken upon myself the burdenous task of corroborating kpcw. having 8% body fat, and a 141 IQ (lower than myself, but still impressive of course), being 6', a great cyclist, and hung like my front door (we walked a horse through that 10' door just last week) makes him like the bestest most eligible bachelor poster on these boards. All you wimmens should be on him like white on rice. He won't keep you warm like the J's and Hickey, but hell, a gal's gotta compromise somewhere. (Also, ignore those rumors about the luck of the Irish in ahem, that department. They are just rumors.)
You go for it Gig. Please report back as soon as possible. We wimmens have our fingers hovering over our computer keyboards in rapt anticipation of your findings. Good luck measuring the body fat and *ahem* the irish thingy. ;)

Kudos to you as you are doing all us wimmenfolk a great service by volunteering for this. Let us know if you need any heavy machinery, rapelling equipment, etc... and such. :)

Oh and what happened to the spork?
 

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il sogno said:
You go for it Gig. Please report back as soon as possible we wimmens have our fingers hovering over our computer keyboards in rapt anticipation of your findings. Good luck measuring the body fat and *ahem* the irish thingy. ;)

Kudos to you as you are doing all us wimmenfolk a great service by volunteering for this. Let us know if you need any heavy machinery, rapelling equipment, etc... and such. :)

Oh and what happened to the spork?
i'm eating french fries from Chili's. anybody got some f*cking ketchup???
 

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haiku d'etat said:
i'm eating french fries from Chili's. anybody got some f*cking ketchup???
i think i have a y, i mean, i wrap it around my waist TWICE!!!!!!!

truth be told its more a curse then a blessing. makes buying bike shorts really hard.
 

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yarble said:
i think i have a y, i mean, i wrap it around my waist TWICE!!!!!!!

truth be told its more a curse then a blessing. makes buying bike shorts really hard.

bet it's tough to pee whilst yer sitting down. no worries, i have the same prollem. except for the waist-wrapping-around part. :rolleyes:

/never had a complaint

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it ain't the size of the oars, it's the flotation factors of the PFD's.
 

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yarble said:
i think i have a y, i mean, i wrap it around my waist TWICE!!!!!!!

truth be told its more a curse then a blessing. makes buying bike shorts really hard.
Yeh, but I'll bet it's easy for you to pee while you're riding. ;)
 

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Oh, no no no. Not me. What woud I do with a yankee? :rolleyes:
 
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