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If its true, I hate it for the poor guy. ;P

CAMPAIGN DRAMA ROCKS DEMOCRATS: KERRY FIGHTS OFF MEDIA PROBE OF RECENT ALLEGED INFIDELITY, RIVALS PREDICT RUIN

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**Must Credit the DRUDGE REPORT**

A frantic behind-the-scenes drama is unfolding around Sen. John Kerry and his quest to lockup the Democratic nomination for president, the DRUDGE REPORT can reveal.

Intrigue surrounds a woman who recently fled the country, reportedly at the prodding of Kerry, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned.

A serious investigation of the woman and the nature of her relationship with Sen. John Kerry has been underway at TIME magazine, ABC NEWS, the WASHINGTON POST and the ASSOCIATED PRESS, where the woman in question once worked.

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A close friend of the woman first approached a reporter late last year claiming fantastic stories -- stories that now threaten to turn the race for the presidency on its head!

In an off-the-record conversation with a dozen reporters earlier this week, General Wesley Clark plainly stated: "Kerry will implode over an intern issue." [Three reporters in attendance confirm Clark made the startling comments.]

The Kerry commotion is why Howard Dean has turned increasingly aggressive against Kerry in recent days, and is the key reason why Dean reversed his decision not to drop out of the race after Wisconsin, top campaign sources tell the DRUDGE REPORT.





http://www.drudgereport.com/mattjk1.htm
 

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How was breakfast, bill?

You properly brain-addled and ready to let rip?
 

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wow - great source - but look at this!!

SH was/is a very bad man! - we were right to invade!


BAGHDAD—Officials overseeing Saddam Hussein told reporters Monday that the detained former Iraqi leader rules over his cell "with an iron fist."

Above: Hussein waves to his legions of loyal mice.
"Saddam is a very powerful man with a larger-than-life presence, and when he's in that cell, there's no mistaking who's in charge," said a special-forces officer who commands the watch of Hussein at an undisclosed location in Iraq. "We gave Saddam a small bag of nuts. While he was asleep, the rats got into the nuts and ate some of them. In retaliation, Saddam caught one of the rats' young, tortured it, and left it strapped to the wall with dental floss for days. Then, after it was dead, he stuffed its severed head with nuts and paraded it around the cell to warn the other rats."

"But Saddam will also be kind to the vermin and occasionally toss them an almond to fight over," the officer said. "In this way, he teaches the rats both to love and to fear him."

According to a CIA official, the dictator "personally monitors" every inch of his 12'x11' cell.

"Nothing escapes Saddam's notice," the official said. "He's assembled a secret lice force to collect information and watch over the cell while he sleeps. At first, it seemed harmless, but the lice grew in number every day. Where once there were a couple, now there are thousands hiding in the folds of his sheets."

Although Hussein is isolated from the other detainees, the former ruler of Iraq makes frequent proclamations.

"Every day at around 6, he delivers his morning decree," the CIA official said. "He tells the cockroaches and other vermin in the cell that he will protect them against the oppressive Western devils and reward those who remain loyal. Then he usually sings. I once rapped on the bars with the butt of my rifle, but that just fired him up. He started cursing a blue streak at me and launched into a recitation of the "64 Rules Of Order" for the cell. Now I know to just let him tire himself out."

Sources say Hussein has brought an atmosphere of pageantry to his cell, by decorating it with slogans and iconic images. He drew a flag on the north wall with chalk and etched the slogan "God Punish The Oppressors" into the floor with a toothbrush handle. He used the black heel of his shoe to draw his portrait on the wall and shaped a 14-inch statue of himself out of chickpeas and chewed bread.

"When I gave him the chalk, I thought he was just going to tick off the days with it, but I guess I should have expected more from a man as ingenious as Saddam," an unnamed soldier said. "Now, he delivers his speeches in front of the flag. He tried to use his bed and blanket to make a roster and bunting once, but we said 'No way.' Yesterday we caught him standing on the toilet reading aloud from his memoirs. We told him to get down before he slipped and hurt himself."

Hussein appointed 12 cockroach ministers to his cabinet, but he has already had to execute nine of them for crimes ranging from sexual impropriety to inappropriate scurrying. He has named his pillow the Ba'ath Party Military Bureau Deputy Chairman and Head of National Monitoring Directorate, and uses this top party member to execute disloyal subjects.

"It's not unusual to see Saddam running around the cell whacking everything in sight with his deputy chairman," the soldier said. "He's awfully attached to that thing. Not everyone knows how sentimental Saddam is. When they took his bedding to be cleaned, he openly wept for the loss of his closest confidant."

Hussein has repeatedly refused weapons and contraband inspections.

"Most of the prisoners I've dealt with see the daily checks as routine," the soldier said. "But Saddam likes to complain about how we need evidence of wrongdoing before we can cross the cell's threshold."

Occasionally, guards have been forced to threaten Hussein with sanctions to get him to comply with inspections.

"Every couple of days, he refuses to let us look under his bed," an unnamed soldier said. "There's never anything under there, but sometimes he likes to make a big deal out of refusing."

Amnesty International spokesman Troy Jergins said sanctions have little effect on Hussein himself, and only harm the cell's other inhabitants.

"If you take away his cigars or his half hour of fresh air, you're only hurting his subjects," Jergins said. "When we take his privileges away, he flies into a rage, killing insects, cursing at the mice, and throwing his toiletries at the wall."

Maj. Gen. Raymond Odierno, a top U.S. army commander in Iraq, responded to concerns that Hussein wields too much power in his cell.

"Well, we keep a pretty tight watch on him," Odierno said. "Besides, this prison is just temporary. They'll be moving him when it's time for him to face the international tribunal for his atrocities. His pre-cell atrocities, that is."


http://www.theonion.com/4006/top_story.html

Bill you are a total and complete idiot - the Drudge report! - seriously get a hold of yourself
 

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Next someone will "find" photos of Kerry running around with Mao's little red book.
Wait. Even worse, someone will discover that Kerry was AWOL in Nam'
 

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The Clintons are behind this.

With the rest of the field demolished and Kerry shortly to be knocked out, *Hitlery* will be the obvious choice.
 

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So, bill, where are you going to get your next "scoop"? The latrine at the local 7-11? Maybe Kerry is really an alien and if elected, will use his super-human powers to rule the world? (Oh, but wait, if he uses our military and is our pres, that's a GOOD thing, right?)
 

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LOL!!! The circus continues!!! Where's Rufus?

The Clintonian conspiracy to stop a viable candidate is more talked about within the political insiders than any Rummy/whoever/whatever fantasy.

So, what's the deal?

You conspiracy guys can make one out of anything, what's the holdup here? It's playing itself up with or without you!

Dean aka Downhill Racer aka Pin Cushion better not quit now! LOLOLOLOL

What a perfect candidate to really rally around!!!!! Bring on the bandwagons!

This is actually better than barnum and bailey. Instead of elephants and giraffs, we've got a bunch of @sses runnin' around with their heads cut off!
 

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and their pants unzipped

by the way, drudge was the first to report the stain on the blue dress. i cant wait until other media run this. remember the libby mantra, "kill the messenger, but tax his @ss off first"!
 

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You and your inhalant-addicted '*friend'* Boytoy

sure have a problem with sex, don't you?
 

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LOL!!! No doubt!

Man, I get more laughs from this place and the circus than I did watching Blazing Saddles for the 10th time.

This whole house of theirs started falling down even before grading began, let alone foundation building...
 

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howie deans next speech...

THEN WERE GONNA CHEAT ON OUR WIVES IN WASHINGTON AND NEVADA AND VIRGINIA AND TEXAS AND WASHINGTON DC...YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 

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In my practice I've noticed that

people obsessed with other peoples' sex lives -- like bill and his Boytoy here -- usually have pretty severe problems in their own -- if indeed they have one at all. I think we can get at the underlying pathology if we lovingly but firmly intervene. But first, and I insist on this will all my patients, they must get off the inhalants. No good can come from therapy on clients who are chemically deranged.
 

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maybe you should check a few links today. looks like johnny boy may have some splannin to do. drudge indeed.
 
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