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I just noticed something strange about myself. (Other than the obvious, of course.)

When I get dressed, I put on my clothes in layers from bottom to top, i.e., und*rwear, br*, longjohns, shirt, pants, sweater, jacket, scarf, coat. Then I go back and put socks on.

When I get undressed, I take off my clothes in sections from top to bottom, i.e., coat, scarf, jacket, sweater, shirt, br*, then pants, longjohns, socks, und*rwear.

Does anyone else do strange things like this?

Sorry I haven't been around lately. I miss all the moreons around here. Gotta go to work soon, but hopefully I'll have some good pole results when I get back.


P.S. for The J's. Thanks for the goodies. Kind of a random collection of items, but, coming from you, it works. Not sure what to make of the CD, though. Someone got jealous when I said that a big, hairy guy with lean, shaved legs from Memphis was sending me care packages and talking about coming out to visit and taking sensual pictures of my feet in San Diego. :confused: :mad: :eek: :rolleyes: :( :eek: ;) :p :) :D :cool:
 

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if i do strange things? naaah. very uninteresting stuff.. you, otoh, i could elaborate pgs on these layers things but i need pics, a video if possible. gregg is checking finances and there will be some $ xchange, of course, once the video is posted in rbr. thx. i love you.
 

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Where you been, we thought you were lost in the rbr waste land?

Clothes? What are those things?

Just got to go kill some deer and use those skins.
 

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Sorry, Colker! I am unable to provide corroborating photographic and/or video evidence of my strange dressing/undressing behavior. Maybe next time... :p
 

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I know, I've been away far too long. Been working again full-time without intrweb access. Tragic.

Also, all of these RBR changes are scaring me. I still scroll down to the bottom of the Forum drop-down menu looking for NCD. :( :( :(

But you still have to put the deerskins on in some order, dontcha???
 

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eddy said:
I know, I've been away far too long. Been working again full-time without intrweb access. Tragic.

Also, all of these RBR changes are scaring me. I still scroll down to the bottom of the Forum drop-down menu looking for NCD. :( :( :(

But you still have to put the deerskins on in some order, dontcha???
nah, it is just one big hide, drap it over. Things ain't too civilized in Indiana, still a lot of cave people running around here.
 

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colker1 said:
did your feet get more beautifull or am i taken away w/ desire?
LOL!!!

Same feet. Gonna need some new pics, though...
 

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eddy said:
Sorry, Colker! I am unable to provide corroborating photographic and/or video evidence of my strange dressing/undressing behavior. Maybe next time... :p
I saw the topic and camera indicating pics an all we git are toes? Tease! ;)
 

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After the boxers, it's pretty much a crapshoot.
I save my OCD activity for stacking and organizing my p*rn
 

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lousylegs said:
nah, it is just one big hide, drap it over. Things ain't too civilized in Indiana, still a lot of cave people running around here.
Do you wear a codpiece underneath? :)
 

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Getting dressed varies - for work, I'll start with boxers, then put on my undershirt and uniform shirt. Then, when I pull in my pants, I pull them up around the shirts so I don't have to push down the shirts to tuck them in. After that is socks 'n shoes.

Normally I'll do the bottoms first, then a t-shirt.

Undressing is the same for both, top down.
 

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eddy said:
LOL!!!

Same feet. Gonna need some new pics, though...
Nope... those are just fine!

No need to change a thing!

:D:)

I'm a section dresser... Cover the vulnerable parts first a go from there.

Undoo... leave the best for last!

Cheers!
 

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AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! The FEET! (Hot, sweaty, panting)
 

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GirchyGirchy said:
Getting dressed varies - for work, I'll start with boxers, then put on my undershirt and uniform shirt. Then, when I pull in my pants, I pull them up around the shirts so I don't have to push down the shirts to tuck them in. After that is socks 'n shoes.

Normally I'll do the bottoms first, then a t-shirt.

Undressing is the same for both, top down.
Hey, that makes a lot of sense to put the shirt on first and then pull the pants up around it. I hate tucking it in. NTTAWWT. Maybe I'll be daring and dangerous and try it next time. :D
 

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You should try it. It's a liberating experience. No more tucking........:p
 

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Hey, J!!! Where are you? I see that you voted for "I don't wear clothes," but no comment??? Hope you're ok, sorry to hear about the pharmaceutical mishap. I never lost a day or two, but I did lose a year once.

I think we should volunteer Mickey-Mac's co-worker for the "I don't change my clothes" vote. Someone needs to stick up for their kind!
 

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jptaylorsg said:
After the boxers, it's pretty much a crapshoot.
I save my OCD activity for stacking and organizing my p*rn

I'm the same way but I don't have a porn collection. I could go for the socks next or I could go the other direction with a t-shirt.
 

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eddy said:
Hey, that makes a lot of sense to put the shirt on first and then pull the pants up around it. I hate tucking it in. NTTAWWT. Maybe I'll be daring and dangerous and try it next time. :D
Post some pics!
 
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