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My real goals:

1. Don't get fired.
2. Don't get promoted.
3. Don't get hurt.
4. Work less time, and accomplish at least as much.
5. Don't get sent on too many trips (no more than four).
6. Actually use my vacation for a vacation.

What should I include in my "official" goals?
 

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My Own Private Idaho said:
My real goals:

1. Don't get fired.
2. Don't get promoted.
3. Don't get hurt.
4. Work less time, and accomplish at least as much.
5. Don't get sent on too many trips (no more than four).
6. Actually use my vacation for a vacation.

What should I include in my "official" goals?
improve your efficiency to become a more valuable asset to the organization on a local level.

i think that sums up most of it besides the not getting hurt.
 

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tomk96 said:
improve your efficiency to become a more valuable asset to the organization on a local level all while complying with OSHA requirements.

i think that sums up most of it besides the not getting hurt .

I think that should complete it.
 

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1) Bedazzle something
2) Get published
3) Work smarter, not harder
4) Win the fantasy football league
 

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tomk96 said:
improve your efficiency to become a more valuable asset to the organization on a local level.

i think that sums up most of it besides the not getting hurt.

Not getting hurt also increases one's value to an organization.
 

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Chain said:
1) Bedazzle something
2) Get published
3) Work smarter, not harder
4) Win the fantasy football league
Hah. I only dream about this one.
 

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Tomorrow is my last day at my current job, I'm thinking of coming to work in a thong, tube top and flip flops, cause you can't hide sexy! .:thumbsup::D :ciappa: :wink: New career starts Monday.
 

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RoadBear said:
Tomorrow is my last day at my current job, I'm thinking of coming to work in a thong, tube top and flip flops, cause you can't hide sexy! .:thumbsup::D :ciappa: :wink: New career starts Monday.
Worthless without pics. Wait...
 

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My 500th post and I describe myself wearing a tube top and thong. I wanted it to include bewbies. DANG!
 

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RoadBear said:
My 500th post and I describe myself wearing a tube top and thong. I wanted it to include bewbies. DANG!
You could come in with fake bewbies, too. I feel like that would be a nice way to top everything off.
 

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I just..

Chain said:
1) Bedazzle something
2) Get published
3) Work smarter, not harder
4) Win the fantasy football league
had my 22nd peer-reviewed publication accepted...its not that cool.
 

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1. Don't get fired.
1a. Continue to provide in-depth and valuable expertise and actively participate in the on-going success of the company.

2. Don't get promoted.
2a. Provide increased level of performance by applying existing skills in new and innovative ways. Extend mentorship opportunities to junior-level team members via hands-on, direct engagement.

3. Don't get hurt.
3a. Design and develop active worker safety plan that allows for increased productivity and reduced output reduction due to reserve contingencies.

4. Work less time, and accomplish at least as much.
4a. Provide efficiency gains in all aspects of current responsibilities. Design and implement a plan to reduce redundancies and optimize overall effectiveness.

5. Don't get sent on too many trips (no more than four).
5a. Reserve travel opportunities to quarterly engagement workshops to reduce budgetary constraints and to utilize effective interaction opportunities.

6. Actually use my vacation for a vacation.
6a. Employ company benefits to fullest potential by utilizing sponsored benefits in a maximum capacity. Reduce waste by complete application of allotted compensatory assets.
 
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