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just answer the quershun. yo.

  • no shirt, no shoes, no service

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  • tank top, shorts, black socks, flip-flops, duster hat (it's about 40*F)

    Votes: 1 10.0%
  • a stripper for $40 +tip

    Votes: 5 50.0%
  • something else, please specify

    Votes: 4 40.0%
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just vote, dammit.
 

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haiku d'etat said:
just vote, dammit.
Think FORMAL J-

MANdatory black bow*tie* and a bath towel/lampshade of your choice.
 

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Game on, b*tches!
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There. I did. Happy??
 

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haiku d'etat said:
just vote, dammit.
i see you people voting. you're welcome to "live vicariously" through me.

i'm divorced and single, it's ok.

there are no laws that apply to the J's. well, mostly.
 

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Room 1201 said:
Think FORMAL J-

MANdatory black bow*tie* and a bath towel/lampshade of your choice.
moreon. they'd never let me IN!
 

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Kram59 said:
There. I did. Happy??
i'll be briefly happy--a passing happy--in about an hour. then, not again until this weekend.

:rolleyes:
 

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Sunscreen

Is a nude bar the same as a nude beach?
Better wear sunscreen, those stage lights can get hot!
Depending on how skanky you may want a raincoat.
 

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haiku d'etat said:
just vote, dammit.
Dumbass. What are you doing going to strip joint? You should be at home on the puter driving up your post count or you'll never hit 10,000 before sandiego. Dumbass. :rolleyes:
 

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Keeping up with Junior said:
Is a nude bar the same as a nude beach?
Better wear sunscreen, those stage lights can get hot!
Depending on how skanky you may want a raincoat.
this is long-sleeve weather. although it's always freakin' 90*F in this place.

skanky is right. it's just entertainment. more $$ than a movie, but worth it to share time with friends and have a nice experience without thinking about loves lost and found and etc etc.

wanna go?

dark, smoke-filled, sports on tv and chicas. they all go for my evening companion. and no, i don't mean "companion" like that. i just hid it last nite and this morning and this morning and this morning, with a chica, and i don't go in for dudes and like that.

what. ever.

anyways, post of the week!
 

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mickey-mac said:
Dumbass. What are you doing going to strip joint? You should be at home on the puter driving up your post count or you'll never hit 10,000 before sandiego. Dumbass. :rolleyes:
hey, go back and check the sticky thread. it's my guess there will be another "sticky" about 10 pm Central time. :)
 

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Room 1201 said:
Wouldn't that be the ideee-er? &etc like that
&etc is nice, i like that. welcome me to your fanclub. moreone.

ps., you're urine idiot. and like that.

anyways, wanna go with? i'll buy ya the $7 beer.
 

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Eeeeeeewwwwwwwww.
 

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Kram59 said:
Eeeeeeewwwwwwwww.
don't be a MOREONE! check the post you fakker.
 

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i'M NOT A IDJIT, MOREON! Timing is everythang :)
 

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Keeping up with Junior said:
What a surprise, she said NO!
permission? parsiminious?

wtf?

does she have your pen!s in a jar?

omg, let's go you bunch of moreons.

wake up and smell the testosterone.

and that strange, sweaty, unwashed smell of lonely men with holes in their pockets.

and like that.

;)

wayne's world. party time. excellent!!!
 

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Kram59 said:
i'M NOT A IDJIT, MOREON! Timing is everythang :)
don't be using all those smilies and stuff around me. it makes The J's uncomfy and sexually harrasseedd and stuff. n-jeebus. criminy!
 

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ok, i'm out. short sleeved, fitting, black "vincent van go-go" t-shirt, about 15 years old, from pensacola or somewhere i played in a band. jeans i've worn for three days to work. mismatched socks. ugly maroon boxers. big black leather belt. brown ankle boots. etc etc.

just picture cooper, only not as fit or tan, and with less hair. and a beard.

that's me.

and with tattoos.

and a moreon.

TTYL.

-The J's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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