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Can't believe the lownge has so far failed to acknowledge this.

Chuck Norris doesn't dial a wrong number. You answered the wrong phone
 

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John was very dedicated to his old pickup truck. "Last time there was a blizzard, all the cars on the highway had to pull over.......not me!" He had a bunch of stories like this, so I named it "Truck Norris."

Sold it to a friend upstate who tricked it out, added a snorkel and stuff, and let his teenage daughter learn to drive in it.

Truck Norris doesn't retire quietly like most old trucks!
 

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When Chuck Norris falls in a lake, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris'd.

But that never happens because Chuck Norris can fly.
 

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Chuck Norris wears sunglasses to protect the sun from his eyes.
 

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Chuck Norris can make Chuck Norris cry.

He is the only man who can do so, except that Chuck Norris never cries, which is why being Chuck Norris is so hard for anyone but Chuck Norris.
 
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