Chuck Norris punched through his mother's uterus. When he emerged, the doctor tried to clean him off, but Chuck ran out of the hospital and rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash.spyderman said:Chuck wasn't born...he was created on the 8th day.
atpjunkie said:who does a 'punched through his mother's uterus' I'm gonna take that as a compliment.
on the second day Chuck said "Let there be water, cause I'm workin' up a mean thirst whuppin' yo behind'
I don't fear God as I know who's really calling the shots.
I gotta say 7 roundhouse kicks to God's head is pretty much the pinnacle