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she's wearing jeans and a "t-shirt type thing" and a leather jacket.

and, from the last date, i'm figuring classy boots and makeup etc etc etc.

so i'm figuring the same as last time, but maybe something different:

long-sleeved cross-country running series T, a fleece vest, "nice ass" jeans, lugs, and mismatched socks. and maybe my cowboy boxers.

what say you, NCD moreons?

gotta hose off, be back in a sec.
 

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thinkcooper said:
Only thing missing? Wear a sexy thong to show off to her when she's a little tipsy. Better yet - goad her into an underwear contest, and then trump whatever she's wearing with yours.
hate to admit that all i have are boxers and boxer-briefs.

can you suggest a place on ebay or the internets to pickup a leather thong for a "big boy" like yerself?
 

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haiku d'etat said:
hate to admit that all i have are boxers and boxer-briefs.

can you suggest a place on ebay or the internets to pickup a leather thong for a "big boy" like yerself?
Sorry, I always shop local for my thongs. I like trying em on and all that.
 

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haiku d'etat said:
she's wearing jeans and a "t-shirt type thing" and a leather jacket.

and, from the last date, i'm figuring classy boots and makeup etc etc etc.

so i'm figuring the same as last time, but maybe something different:

long-sleeved cross-country running series T, a fleece vest, "nice ass" jeans, lugs, and mismatched socks. and maybe my cowboy boxers.

what say you, NCD moreons?

gotta hose off, be back in a sec.
Only thing missing? Wear a sexy thong to show off to her when she's a little tipsy. Better yet - goad her into an underwear contest, and then trump whatever she's wearing with yours.
 

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thinkcooper said:
Sorry, I always shop local for my thongs. I like trying em on and all that.
we have all of TWO shops. i'll shop local. what can i expect to pay for a leather thong?

or a non-leather men's thong?

$250?

and can i run it thru the washer, etc?
 

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haiku d'etat said:
hate to admit that all i have are boxers and boxer-briefs.

can you suggest a place on ebay or the internets to pickup a leather thong for a "big boy" like yerself?
Wow... the visuals in this are strong. Can't really say that's a good thing.
 

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mohair_chair said:
Dude, why don't you go out on a limb and dress up? Maybe take her somewhere that doesn't have peanut shells on the floor?

Here's your outfit for tonight...
i would totally wear that, except rip the sleeves off that pirate shirt.

actually, i wear a cashmere jacket that looks very much like that, everyday.

i'm not gonna ape her with dressy when she's being comfy in jeans and a T.

wtf?
 

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Dude, why don't you go out on a limb and dress up? Maybe take her somewhere that doesn't have peanut shells on the floor?

Here's your outfit for tonight...
 

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mohair_chair said:
Dude, why don't you go out on a limb and dress up? Maybe take her somewhere that doesn't have peanut shells on the floor?

Here's your outfit for tonight...
that's just wrong!
 

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Gig 'em said:
Wow... the visuals in this are strong. Can't really say that's a good thing.
dude (chica), Coop's got nice thongage.

not that i do, but i found a t-bar the other night when blondie came over (and over, and over).

so if this lasts any sort of time, i figure i oughta reciprcocate. etc etc.

and, one can always find use for a well-fitting leather thong.

though i might have to stick a cucumber in it or something, before posting a pic on the internet(s).

word.

:hugs: my sista. etc etc.

-The J's!
 

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dr hoo said:
As we all know, commercials are reality. Therefore, you should wear Axe body spray and a towel.
funny, but that's what i'm wearing RIGHT NOW.

except for the towel. and the body spray.

wait, i have to scratch. one.

..............

done. time to shower, i smell.

;)
 

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After the leather thong, I think your next purchase should he assless chaps. She might like it.
 

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mohair_chair said:
Dude, why don't you go out on a limb and dress up? Maybe take her somewhere that doesn't have peanut shells on the floor?

Here's your outfit for tonight...
Lestat! Give me immortality!
 

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As we all know, commercials are reality. Therefore, you should wear Axe body spray and a towel.
 

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haiku d'etat said:
she's wearing jeans and a "t-shirt type thing" and a leather jacket.

and, from the last date, i'm figuring classy boots and makeup etc etc etc.

so i'm figuring the same as last time, but maybe something different:

long-sleeved cross-country running series T, a fleece vest, "nice ass" jeans, lugs, and mismatched socks. and maybe my cowboy boxers.

what say you, NCD moreons?

gotta hose off, be back in a sec.
Don't matter what you wear. Download Peaches' FatherF***er album off of iTunes and load it on your iPod. If it doesn't make her giggle, don't bother with her.
 

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haiku d'etat said:
we have all of TWO shops. i'll shop local. what can i expect to pay for a leather thong?

or a non-leather men's thong?

$250?

and can i run it thru the washer, etc?
IMHO, If you're going thong, go for something a little less abrasive than leather, a nice form fitting spandex, in a color that goes with your skin tone. It's both kinky and fun. The leather is just kinky.

And hand was only. Line-dry for maximum neighbor discomfort.
 

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Gig 'em said:
After the leather thong, I think your next purchase should he assless chaps. She might like it.
yer hitting a nerve here.

my last GF ("SO"??? "LIFE PARTNER"??? LOL WHATEVER) said she wanted me in ass-less chaps.

i have a nice rear, evidently. personally myownself, i like it!
 

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thinkcooper said:
IMHO, If you're going thong, go for something a little less abrasive than leather, a nice form fitting spandex, in a color that goes with your skin tone. It's both kinky and fun. The leather is just kinky.

And hand was only. Line-dry for maximum neighbor discomfort.
i "hang" things in the house, no line-dry.

i'll opt for spandex or something similar.

thanks for your appendage, er, input, er....

nevermind.
 

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vonteity said:
Don't matter what you wear. Download Peaches' FatherF***er album off of iTunes and load it on your iPod. If it doesn't make her giggle, don't bother with her.
haha. chix dig peaches.

i told a friend to download it for a party. he listened to it and told me I was crazy. 2 chix in the background heard him listening to it on his laptop and gave him one of their numbers.

people should listen to me more often. :rolleyes:
 
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