Good news everyone!
I got a call from a guy looking into flea collars on the cheap. He said that he is sending them to the troops in Afghanistan. I guess they put them in their sleeping bags to keep the fleas away. So while I sleep in a comfortable bed in a climate controlled environment some soldier is scratching his balls off in some sandbox trying to catch a few winks of sleep. I wanted to send him a few carpet/house sprays that keep the itchies away for 6 or 7 months but they are aerosol cans and they can't ship them via air transit which is how the military gets their supplies there.