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Goodbye, Pork Pie Hat
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So I get back from the chowline (two buildings away) and realize my fly is down.

All the way down.

And to my recollection, I hadn't even been to the bathroom in the past 5 hours. Tell me: do you think I'm getting enough fluids?
 

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Fini les ecrase-"manets"!
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You might want to bump up your fluid intake a notch.

And your fly quite a few notches.
 

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Squirrel Hunter
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NIghtmares

My son's worst nightmare. Not the fly thing but turning out like Dad.

Antonio_B said:
...realize my fly is down...
Just happened to me last night. Sitting at the hockey game and realize my fly is open. Tricky trying to button up your jeans with 7,000 people watching.
 

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Goodbye, Pork Pie Hat
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Keeping up with Junior said:
...with 7,000 people watching.
What. Were you on the JumboTron?

And yes, this is a compliment.
 

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Captain Obvious
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hi, dad.
 

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Don't forget to keep the neighborhood kids off your lawn!
 

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Farmguy
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If I turn out to be half the man my Dad is I would be proud of it.
 

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Goodbye, Pork Pie Hat
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viciouscycle said:
If I turn out to be half the man my Dad is I would be proud of it.
Heavy.
 

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My dad had the open-fly problem. He also had what I called "dead ass." He could sit on a porcupine and not feel it. If you were missing something, chances are dad was sitting on it.

And that's not code, moreons.

(RIP dad!)
 

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hold my beer n watch this
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Were you wearing shorts, black socks and sandals? No??...that would be my dad.
 

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I've had that happen before but thankfully, no one realized before I did.
 

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your text here
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last night i told The Boy, "dont encourage your sister."

i promptly removed myself from the room and punched myself in the skull two to three hundred times.
 

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It's a proven fact that people who own shiny new De Rosas do not have problems with their fly unzipping...
 

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Goodbye, Pork Pie Hat
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PlatyPius said:
It's a proven fact that people who own shiny new De Rosas do not have problems with their fly unzipping...
You're constantly in the corner, waiting to pounce, aren't you?

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Call me a Fred
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When you are wearing Depends, it doesn't matter if your fly is open.
 
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