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Don't kill them. Just give 'em to me and we'll pretend you killed 'em.
 

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Don't do it, rog. I don't wanna hafta play dirty, but I'll report you to PETA if it comes to that!! :mad:
 

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paint said:
Don't do it, rog. I don't wanna hafta play dirty, but I'll report you to PETA if it comes to that!! :mad:
PETA? I thought it was PITA? You want Rogger to turn those puppies in Greek sandwiches, your just as sick as he is.

I guess that dog meat might taste alright, probably not much like chicken, but more like beef.
 

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paint said:
Don't do it, rog. I don't wanna hafta play dirty, but I'll report you to PETA if it comes to that!! :mad:
Report it to People Eating Tasty Animals?
 

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PETA? I thought it was PITA? You want Rogger to turn those puppies in Greek sandwiches, your just as sick as he is.

I guess that dog meat might taste alright, probably not much like chicken, but more like beef.
Pita-puppy, hmm. Delicious! You gotta eat them when they're young, the full grown doggies get a strong flavor to them, like mutton.
 

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Wow!

I mean wow!
 

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lousylegs said:
That's a good one Rogger, I was trying to think of something like that, but am just too stupid to come up with anything.
Trust me, that ain't original. I've been hearin' that since about 8th grade. :rolleyes:

And it IS PETA, you turd.
 

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haiku d'etat said:
can i get a piece of this action?
Be my guest, my dead puppies are your dead puppies etc.
 

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You're worse than Cruella De Vil. At least she was gonna make a coat out of 'em.
 

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paint said:
You're worse than Cruella De Vil. At least she was gonna make a coat out of 'em.
Mmmh, a coat huh? How do you get that terrible dogsmell out of the fur? :D
 

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From Dr. Demento

Dead puppies
Dead puppies
Dead puppies aren't much fun
They don't come when you call
They don't chase squirrels at all
Dead puppies aren't much fun

My puppy died late last fall
He's still rotting in the hall
Dead puppies aren't much fun
Mom says puppy's days are through
She's gonna throw him in the stew
Dead puppies aren't much fun

Dead puppies
Dead puppies
Dead puppies aren't much fun

Dead puppies
Dead puppies
Dead puppies aren't much fun

Dead puppies
Dead puppies
 

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rogger said:
Be my guest, my dead puppies are your dead puppies etc.
i was hoping to off 'em and hang one or two around the corners of the house and the front/back doors. ought to keep the revenuers away.
 

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haiku d'etat said:
i was hoping to off 'em and hang one or two around the corners of the house and the front/back doors. ought to keep the revenuers away.
They'll be in the regular mail so they ought to be nice and ripe when they get to you.
 
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