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and i'm full and :burp: about to hurl.

nttawwt.
 

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haiku d'etat said:
and i'm full and :burp: about to hurl.

nttawwt.
What was the line-up? Do the good people at the Bell still make the Enchurrito? That was my fave as a juvenile-type. I don't hit TB often any more but when I do I go two basic bean n cheese burritos and two basic ground beef tacos. Maybe once a year. Used to live at the place.
 

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just found a picture of kpcw eating taco bell on his day off. here it is, etc etc.
 

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mickey-mac said:
What was the line-up? Do the good people at the Bell still make the Enchurrito? That was my fave as a juvenile-type. I don't hit TB often any more but when I do I go two basic bean n cheese burritos and two basic ground beef tacos. Maybe once a year. Used to live at the place.
are you sure you want the truth???

you can't handle the truth!!!

two bean soft tacos supreme.

two bean meximelts.

one nachos supreme no meat add beans.

you guys DO NOT want to be around tomorrow afternoon at my office.

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Bet he had some good ole american porn on the tube while he was eating whateverthatwas ;)
 

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No napkin needed when eating ANYTHING off a hooker. A big bottle of Listerine and/or Lysol, but no napkin. NTIWKAAT. Really.
 

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I love the napkin bib. It's <i>de rigeur</i> when eating Taco Bell on a bed. But definitely not when eating it off of a hooker.
 

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mickey-mac said:
What was the line-up? Do the good people at the Bell still make the Enchurrito? That was my fave as a juvenile-type. I don't hit TB often any more but when I do I go two basic bean n cheese burritos and two basic ground beef tacos. Maybe once a year. Used to live at the place.
Yep, they still make the Enchirito. But they don't put the olives on it anymore. :(
 

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mohair_chair said:
I love the napkin bib. It's <i>de rigeur</i> when eating Taco Bell on a bed. But definitely not when eating it off of a hooker.
when eating TB off a hooker, you dispose completely of the tortillas. they come with their own.

read that how you want, nttawwt.

btw i've never eaten TB off a hooker. custard, tho. with butterfinger bites and two cherries.

next time i'm keeping my $35.
 

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Bet he had some good ole american porn on the tube while he was eating whateverthatwas ;)
PRON? PRON? he's WAY too conservative and republicationed for PRON!

prolly niteline or something on CNN or the country music channel.

it's free at all red-roof inns!
 

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?????????????
 

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No napkin needed when eating ANYTHING off a hooker. A big bottle of Listerine and/or Lysol, but no napkin. NTIWKAAT. Really.
this is why you forego the meat (no, not like that!) and order extra beans and some "fire" sauce.

go directly from taco bell to the hotel, skipping the pharmacy.

IWKAAT.
 

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Along with the complimentary Gideon's Bible for light reading.
 

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Along with the complimentary Gideon's Bible for light reading.
weiner, AR (city, FIPS 73940)
Location: 35.61916 N, 90.90204 W
Population (1990): 655 (319 housing units)
Area: 2.6 sq km (land), 0.0 sq km (water)
Zip code(s): 72479
 

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Kram59 said:
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it's ok, i spelled weiner wrong and was just making up for it since i had no retort.

/going to bed soon!!!!!!!!!

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Mmmmm.....

Makin a run fer tha border is always on my list.

However, while you're here, be sure to try some take-away Mexi from any one of the various Berto Brothers. Alberto's (most numerous). Fidelberto's. Filiberto's. Aliberto's. Ramberto's. Robbyberto's. Adalberto's. Etc.

Yes I'm serious. Damn shame you don't groove on flesh, 'cause the machaca at all of the above is the shiznizzle, especially when you let it sit, rest and age for about 20 minutes.

In the meantime, I just got done eating a grilled portobello the size of my friggin head, covered in tatonka moz, grilled zuchinni and a pint of baked tofu sesame salad. Got an Alaskan Smoked Porter in the chill box waiting for me in a bit. Hot damn.

OBTW, riding with the team from Hearse Castle to Manhantan Beach in three weeks. Assuming we don't get crushed by a semi near Malibu, it should be about 240 miles.

....There's no "I" in "Team," but there is a "holy crap my [email protected]@ hurts."
 

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Well gebeeezus. I don't think that's ever happened. Goodnight John-boy.
 

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Well gebeeezus. I don't think that's ever happened. Goodnight John-boy.
troll pie sammich!
 

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We can say ass here?

And Coolhand won't kick us in the pills?

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physasst said:
it????, what a wimp...in my day, part of the reason I gained a lot of weight, but I have in the past eaten...

2 Big Beef Burrittos
2 Bean Burritos
2 Burrito Supremes
2 beef meximelts

all at the same friggin time, CAN YOU HANDLE THAT???..HAHA..
OH MY GOD i'm probably twice your size and no, i could NEVER in my life have eaten that much.

OH MY GAWD!

took a freakin' shoehorn to get just those down my cakehole!
 
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