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What if they made a combination metal detector/weed eater. You could kill two birds with one stone.
 

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and it's a bird-killing stone thrower too? wowsers....

This pertains to my interests. Make sure to post your first draft of the design.
 

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You're desperate to eat weeds that contain metals?
 

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pretty sure there is no buried treasure along my fence line.
 

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The ideal metal detector is a chainsaw. it never fails...if there is metal, the saw will find it
 

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Rider5200 said:
Who are "they" and why do they hate weeds?

That cat should be looking for a salad...
 

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What if it also sliced, diced, and made julienne fries? :idea:

In any case, it's no Slap Chop™.



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You guys are missing the point. The physiomechanics of using a weed eater or a metal detector are exactly the same so why no do both at once and then you got more time to drink beer.
 

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bmxhacksaw said:
You guys are missing the point. The physiomechanics of using a weed eater or a metal detector are exactly the same so why no do both at once and then you got more time to drink beer.
you can't/don't drink beer while you're weed-eating/and/or/metal-detecting?
Try it. (or try harder). Multitasking allows for even more beer drinking.
 

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Hire a lawn service and you have even more time to drink beer... trust me on this one. I haven't mowed a lawn in 15 years, but I've consumed quite a few beers.

BTW, how often do you sweep your lawn for metal? Will combining the two really be a time saver. How much loose change do you have in your lawn... if that's where you keep your change, the I might suggest a.....
 

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I think the purpose of a metal detector is really just to look like the biggest dweeb on the beach.
 

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bopApocalypse said:
you can't/don't drink beer while you're weed-eating/and/or/metal-detecting?
Try it. (or try harder). Multitasking allows for even more beer drinking.
Just add one of those canholders a certain lounger installed on her crutches.... :D
 

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Jim311 said:
I think the purpose of a metal detector is really just to look like the biggest dweeb on the beach.
I want to metal-detect at the beach while wearing plaid pants that come up to my throat.

Ooh, ooh, and a big straw hat and zinc oxide on the bridge of my nose.
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SystemShock said:
I want to metal-detect at the beach while wearing plaid pants that come up to my throat.

Ooh, ooh, and a big straw hat and zinc oxide on the bridge of my nose.
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you're forgetting your white pleather belt/shoes
 
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