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It wasn't an overdose and a heart attack that killed Elvis when he was on the toilet. It was a leaf…..he pooped a leaf.
 

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How did the Cubans get into cigar making? They pooped a leaf.
 

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Best. Thread. Evar.
 

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When in doubt, poop, poop, poop a leaf.
 

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I understand that no two pooped leaves are exactly alike.
 

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My dog once pooped an entire plastic grocery bag. He had to pull it out his rear with his teeth. He was turning in circles, and it took him at least 10 minutes to finally get it all the way out. I was surprised he wasn't injured in the incident; thought we'd have to run him to the vet as soon as he finished, but he seemed fine and we didn't notice any blood.
Yup.

Hypothetically, a dog could poop out an entire balloon as well. Or, quite similarly, an entire condom...like, hypothetically, if one was - ahem - used, and then tied off as you do a balloon...

seeing that in my dog's poop really freaked me out. Well, I mean if it happened, hypothetically, it would freak me out....
 

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I miss Sintesi.
 

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Fun fact: The Stephen Hawking movie was originally titled "I Pooped A Leaf" but the producers changed it to "The Theory of Everything" to try to make a few more bucks. That's hollywood for you...always placing the bucks before art. :mad:
The ironic thing is, I would've totally seen a movie called "I Pooped A Leaf".

I mean, why wouldn't you?
 

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The ironic thing is, I would've totally seen a movie called "I Pooped A Leaf".

I mean, why wouldn't you?
i can't see the plot lasting 90 minutes for a full feature. maybe a short film.
 

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i can't see the plot lasting 90 minutes for a full feature. maybe a short film.
Just add a heartfelt B plot about the marital problems caused by the leaf-pooping, and Bob's your uncle.

Keanu Reeves will star.
 

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I pooped a leaflet.
 
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