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Word has it that in a last attempt to derail Hillary Clinton from winning the election, Donald Trump is going to announce that she poops a leaf on a regular basis.
 

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Word has it that in a last attempt to derail Hillary Clinton from winning the election, Donald Trump is going to announce that she poops a leaf on a regular basis.
"She poops a YUUUUUGE leaf every day, folks... BELIEVE me."
 

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Where have you been? Bike shop still in business?
Barely. Like most bike shops in 2016, it's circling the drain.

Been on the Facebook Lounge thing exclusively. Less chance of getting perma - banned there.
 

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I pooped a leaf yesturday! Apparently it was the leafy garnish of a a Snapper fish sandwich I had eaten earlier.

Can I be part of the club? When are we getting tee-shirts?
 

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T-shirts are only available in green or brown...
 

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You'll get a t-shirt young man when you poop it out your butt like your father and grandfather before you did.
 

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You'll get a t-shirt young man when you poop it out your butt like your father and grandfather before you did.
How could Doug B's father and grandfather poop leaves out of Doug B's butt? I don't think that is humanly possible!
 

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T-shirts are only available in green or brown...
I've still got a Covered Bridge Cyclery sticker on my bike, though I'm pretty sure that's been 2 or 3 stores ago for you. Do you still have a line on that fantastic coffee? What was it called, Rapido Roast?
 

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CBC, then Midwest Bicycle Company, and now Sprocket's (named after the shop kitty.... Sprocket)

I haven't had Rapido Roast for about 3 years now. Too poor now to have any roasted.
 

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Or jackets!! Like a motorcycle club!!!! ***Leaf Poopers***
 

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Haven't pooped a leaf yet... am I getting enough fiber?
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Haven't pooped a leaf yet... am I getting enough fiber?
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Then you are definitely not getting enough fiber. You need to eat some tree bark along with those leaves.
 

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The fact that there are now 180 posts in this thread confirms that there is still good in the world.

Hey, speaking of good... Bikes Direct poops leaves so good you could sell the petiole and stipules, keep the blade and make money on the deal.
 
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