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Grey Manrod
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She was doing a background check on a former co-worker. She looked to be about 25 and was SMOKING hawt. I don't think I could have lied to her if I tried.
 

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Brick Tamland said:
She was doing a background check on a former co-worker. She looked to be about 25 and was SMOKING hawt. I don't think I could have lied to her if I tried.
thread worthless without pixxors
 

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Call me a Fred
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How many times did you have her do the body cavity search?
 

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wtf?

Brick Tamland said:
She was doing a background check on a former co-worker. She looked to be about 25 and was SMOKING hawt. I don't think I could have lied to her if I tried.
I thought it was natural to lie to hawt women?
 

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You and I must have different reactions to smokin' young ladies.

I tend to tell them whatever they want to hear, never mind the truth.

Maybe that is what gets me into trouble...
 

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Grey Manrod
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Argentius said:
You and I must have different reactions to smokin' young ladies.

I tend to tell them whatever they want to hear, never mind the truth.

Maybe that is what gets me into trouble...
But what she wanted was the TRUTH. Nothing but the truth.

And then I was all "YOU CAN"T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!" and started.......uh, nevermind.
 

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Goodbye, Pork Pie Hat
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boner kill.
 

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Brick Tamland said:
But what she wanted was the TRUTH. Nothing but the truth.

And then I was all "YOU CAN"T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!" and started.......uh, nevermind.
Was a rawhide whip involved?
 

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Grey Manrod
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Those of you complaining about pictures can find your own sexy federal agent. You guys are never happy. Here I am trying to bring some excitement to the lounge, and I don't even get a thank you. Y'all can go back to your threads about JoeDaddio's beard or beets or what camera you should buy.

\\Blouse, pencil skirt, heels, hair in bun.

\\\RAWR.
 

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Goodbye, Pork Pie Hat
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Teh fail is strong with this one...
 

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Argentius said:
You and I must have different reactions to smokin' young ladies.

I tend to tell them whatever they want to hear, never mind the truth.

Maybe that is what gets me into trouble...

You'd better be careful with that sort of talk around here, lest the relationship police come in here and tell you how much of a woman hating pig you are :p
 
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