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i'd prefer to auction it right here.

so, nothing monetary.

i will choose the winner.

i'll post before, during, and after pics, and will be clean shaven and all HOT in san diego.

let the bidding war begin!

winning bid must be "paid" by san diego.

auction closes at 3:30 PM on tuesday the 17th.

and no, i'm not going to send you the clippings. eww.

disclaimer: i will not shave my ENTIRE face, just most of it. like, leave a SOUL PATCH like as in SOUL TRAIN etc etc. but it will be pretty darned close.

etc and like that.
 

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yarble said:
frankly mr shankly i think you would look goofy without some degree of a beard.
think vs. know.

you think this is true.

i know it is.

do i care? nope. beard grows back. but the before/during/after auction pics will be priceless.
 

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lousylegs said:
Actually, j's is known for having the largest butt chin in Memphis, it is a tourist site when he shaves. - From "Little Known Tourist Site of the South".
actually i do have a "butt chin".

but, moreon, this was not a bid.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE BIDDING.
 

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Are you gonna grow hair on your head to makeup for the loss of beard, or perhaps skip trimming the jungle? What if you shave all the hair off your head and your face and it turns out you have a big peanut head?
 

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Gig 'em said:
Are you gonna grow hair on your head to makeup for the loss of beard, or perhaps skip trimming the jungle? What if you shave all the hair off your head and your face and it turns out you have a big peanut head?
1) that's not a bid. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE BIDDING.

2) if i have a big ol' peanut head, so be it. that's who i am!

3) i'm closely shorn on top, not shaved.

4) BID FOR EDDY MERCKX'S SAKE!
 

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Actually, j's is known for having the largest butt chin in Memphis, it is a tourist site when he shaves. - From "Little Known Tourist Site of the South".
 

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Okay. In exchange for your beard, I bid one week's worth of toe nail clippings. Yum yum.
 

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frankly mr shankly i think you would look goofy without some degree of a beard.
 

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Gig 'em said:
Okay. In exchange for your beard, I bid one week's worth of toe nail clippings. Yum yum.
yours?
 

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haiku d'etat said:
actually i do have a "butt chin".

but, moreon, this was not a bid.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE BIDDING.
What happens if you shave off the beard and find out that you've, like, developed a really disgusting skin condition, or that aliens laid alien eggs in your sub-beard skin?
 

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haiku d'etat said:
I was thinking a mixed bag. Some mine, some my relatives. You know, whatever I can get my hands on.
 

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Gig 'em said:
I was thinking a mixed bag. Some mine, some my relatives. You know, whatever I can get my hands on.
you have no idea how incredibly disgusting and strikingly erotic this is to me.
 

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Then, MOreon, if they are priceless, what is the point of bidding, non of us could afford it, gosh, make up your mind.
 

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Somehow this does not surprise me.
 

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Gig 'em said:
Why can't he have a regular fetish like leather or chain armor?
i would list my fetishes here but the internet would esplode.
 

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mickey-mac said:
What happens if you shave off the beard and find out that you've, like, developed a really disgusting skin condition, or that aliens laid alien eggs in your sub-beard skin?
that will automatically double the auction value.
 

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Why can't he have a regular fetish like leather or chain armor?
 
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