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don't start this on a Friday :cryin:

My boss just asked me to figure out what weighs more, a pound of paper or a pound of diamonds
 
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What is ASFOS's function in life??????
 

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ASFOS, you can't delete once you have already posted but you can edit... so go back to first post and click "Edit Post", and delete your question and type in nevermind or something... otherwise you'll have created another $#@$storm of people berating you that will go on for days...
 

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ASFOS, you can't delete once you have already posted but you can edit... so go back to first post and click "Edit Post", and delete your question and type in nevermind or something... otherwise you'll have created another $#@$storm of people berating you that will go on for days...
You honestly think that this isn't exactly what he wants? Start an asinine thread and watch the pages appear?
 

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Common core?
Yes, count all the fingers on your left hand, add the fingers on your right, divide that by the number of buttons currently on your shirt (if not buttons, then use stitching seams). Now, take that number times the number of sandwiches you ate last week. Finally divide that by the number of times you urinated since 10 this morning.

That should get you pretty close to the average MPH the OP mentioned.

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Yes, count all the fingers on your left hand, add the fingers on your right, divide that by the number of buttons currently on your shirt (if not buttons, then use stitching seams). Now, take that number times the number of sandwiches you ate last week. Finally divide that by the number of times you urinated since 10 this morning.

That should get you pretty close to the average MPH the OP mentioned.

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Common core Screwing common sense since 2000.
 
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