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atp is my dad
when i look around and think
it makes me happy

paint is, should i say?
my future ex-wife, i think...
and,...she's a hottie

hey?!?!? where is Eddy?
must be working a new job
or painting her toes

this week there were posts
most fun of the last few months
i'm glad for new folks

my fav'rite so far
i will admit,...it's Teh J!
but then, that's just me.

somebody post one
or two, three, four, or seven, eight
you should post a pic

here's one for Scotty:
we got mother**************n' snakes
"should i shave my fice?"
 

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wut?
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haiku d'etat said:
atp is my dad
when i look around and think
it makes me happy

paint is, should i say?
my future ex-wife, i think...
and,...she's a hottie

hey?!?!? where is Eddy?
must be working a new job
or painting her toes

this week there were posts
most fun of the last few months
i'm glad for new folks

my fav'rite so far
i will admit,...it's Teh J!
but then, that's just me.

somebody post one
or two, three, four, or seven, eight
you should post a pic

here's one for Scotty:
we got mother**************n' snakes
"should i shave my fice?"
Is you on crack?
 

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Old Ed has returned.
Expect to hear from him soon.
Mutha effin snakes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Right knee hurts tonight.
Double century this sat.
Let's git to drinkin'.

J's, inquiring minds...
The meek and the bold must know:
Do you shave your sack?

Yellow dog is mad,
Bunnies in her flower beds.
Bark bark chase chase bark!
 

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tenth grade since I've ku'd
if i average j's haikus
it's five seven five

let's ride is workin'
workin' a man she could dig
or I'm very wrong

wake in the morning
floss my pearly whites with some
mother f***** snakes

see matt can get all
haida indian on us
nice tattoo brutha

good ole paint seems to
hang in the lounge quite often
that is a good thing

bocephus jones two
wife knows her resistaballs
that is a good thing

daddio named joe
likes playing bass and reading
gets into fights too

shiner bock tonite
molson canadian too
good boy that was all

haikuing is fun
fun is haikuing that too
missed J's haiku shop

teach me, teach me please
that of which I do not know
for i like to learn
 

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midnight melon mounter
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RBR like a river
Superdizzle, real and unreal
It's always hungry

firefox gave me herpes
chizzat for the fice, not good
everything is everything

pain in the wrist, wince
who wants to sex Mutumbo?
F1, tough on the ears
 

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scruffy nerf herder
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An unruly child
does stress his teachers too much
daddy needs valium

an expectant mom
may stretch blouse past safe limits
looks beautiful still

an expectant mom
may ask you if she looks fat
wise answer is no
 

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Mace Windu, sans hands
Lone Wolf McQuade, cheesy beard:
Jedi mind trick wins.

Jules, walking the land
Like Cain in the Kung Fu, has
His chi in balance.
 
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