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because its 6:30 and I should still be sleeping but baby Jackson woke up at 5am cause his sister makes too much racket getting ready for school and when he's up aint nobody sleeping. He gave me a bloody nose Sunday afternoon when I tried to take a nap cause it was storming outside. I think he's hit the terrible two's half a year too early.


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now i have egg mcmuffin grease on my shirt and split the crotch of my pants, its gonna be a great day.
 

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Ohh more fun to come.. last night my 2 year old looks at me and says "I need to Te Te".. I say "Do you wanna go to the potty ??" She says No Daddy... and pees on my foot...

Awesome...

C
 

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the terrible twos is an urban myth.....at 2 it is still innocent....wait till he hits 3....
 

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MT Road said:
Ohh more fun to come.. last night my 2 year old looks at me and says "I need to Te Te".. I say "Do you wanna go to the potty ??" She says No Daddy... and pees on my foot...

Awesome...

C
Saturday Jackson and I had the day to ourselves while his mother took his sister and her friends to the beach. We worked in the yard most of the day and as soon as he comes in he strips off his diaper and pisses on the carpet then dances in it.
 

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lablover said:
Nice shirt...and an awful cute Jackson, the naughtiest kind
if'n he wasnt so cute we'd had sold him long ago
 

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Saturday Jackson and I had the day to ourselves while his mother took his sister and her friends to the beach. We worked in the yard most of the day and as soon as he comes in he strips off his diaper and pisses on the carpet then dances in it.
I told you not to show him that trick.................
 

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masterofblah said:
So, he takes after Dad then...
no i atleast have the decency to pee in the yard
 

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haha, you have a kid!

that gettin up early stuff can be good or it can be bad. when The Boy had rotovirus i was up with him from 1:30-10:45am. he was just wide awake. then puking. then wide awake. then puking. then pooping. i set up a small tent in the living room. i would catnap in there while it kept him contained. i ended up staying home that day with the sick boy, but was at work the next day. after being up with him from 11:45p,- 2:30am.
he really liked the tent.

and it never stops. saturday The Boy, who is 5, woke me up at 5:30. this threatened my planned ride, so i had him get dressed while i attached the trail-a-bike. we rode 3 miles to get donuts then 3 miles back. once home, i set him up with his donut, milk, and phineas and ferb, told The Wife i was headed out, gave The Boy a kiss on the head, then crushed a 35 miles ride.
 

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Touch0Gray said:
the terrible twos is an urban myth.....at 2 it is still innocent....wait till he hits 3....

i didnt need to hear this. the "terrible twos" started at 18 months for us and "el destructo" turned three last week. change? not so much. just more vocabulary and potty training. ugh.
 

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At least you got to go home. I spent the night in the hospital and smashed my toes on the unfamiliar furniture in the call room early in the morning. Sock full of blood.

The kicker: I'm paying to do all this.
 

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Touch0Gray said:
the terrible twos is an urban myth.....at 2 it is still innocent....wait till he hits 3....
agreed!
 

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ksl316 said:
My spawn is a week away from his 2nd Bday.Why are they so damn destructive ??
yeah...wait till they turn 16 and drive THOUGH the garage door
 

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Touch0Gray said:
the terrible twos is an urban myth.....at 2 it is still innocent....wait till he hits 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8...[/quote]Fixed...The older they get, the smarter they get and the bigger PITA they become...If the trend keeps up, and it shows every sign it will, I'm in deep chitt.
 

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I love this thread...since I've done my little-kiddle duty already I am going to have a good time laughing at you all for the next 15 years!
 
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