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So the wife says to me "Did you notice that (the babysitter - name omitted to protect the innocent) is losing weight? She looks good", to which I respond, "what?"
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So the wife says to me "Did you notice that (the babysitter - name omitted to protect the innocent) is losing weight? She looks good", to which I respond, "what?"
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Well played, dodged a bullet.
 

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I would love to say it was quick thinkin on my pert but reality is more of a double take as in "did you really just ask me that?"
By the way she is good looking with big bewbies
 

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It's a trap!

So the wife says to me "Did you notice that (the babysitter - name omitted to protect the innocent) is losing weight? She looks good", to which I respond, "what?"
Nuff said

Yup, us mens in relationships have to be on guard every second.

Recent encounter of mine, at a coffee shop:

Me: Hey, what happened to Mindy? Seems like she's never behind the counter anymore.
Barista: She moved.
Me: Oh, really?
Barista: Yep. To Arcata.
My girlfriend, standing right there, in a slightly icy tone: Wasn't she that real skinny one?
Me: Huh, I guess so. Kinda hard to tell when she's standing behind the counter.



Whew. :eek:



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We had a hot nanny in my neighborhood. She took care of the kid next door, and she started out pretty good and was smoking hot by the time she left about a year later. It was an amazing journey. My wife thought it was funny how I always managed to be by the window when she was coming or going. The best times were when she brought the kid home from swim class. Oh my.
 

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Systemshock - you think you dodged it but you didn't - just wait. You asked about another (single??) woman, who is skinny?? WTF were you thinking? Watch your back.
 

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Systemshock - you think you dodged it but you didn't - just wait. You asked about another (single??) woman, who is skinny?? WTF were you thinking? Watch your back.
I have female friends, and my gf knows this. She's also allowed to have male friends.

However, despite this 'enlightened attitude' (and no, this isn't c0de for an 'open' relationship), my gf is surprisingly jealous at times.

Basically, it seems like there's a certain threshold of attractiveness below which it's okay for me to be friends or acquaintances with a woman.

Above that, there starts to be some animosity. :eek:
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I have female friends, and my gf knows this. She's also allowed to have male friends.

However, despite this 'enlightened attitude' (and no, this isn't c0de for an 'open' relationship), my gf is surprisingly jealous at times.

Basically, it seems like there's a certain threshold of attractiveness below which it's okay for me to be friends or acquaintances with a woman.

Above that, there starts to be some animosity. :eek:
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This pretty much applies to my girlfriend also.
 

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I don't get why one would be in a relationship that isn't honest.

How honest is "honest"? Are you saying you would tell your wife/girlfriend that her rear looks big in a certain pair of jeans? Is that how honest we are talking here?

Granted, I didn't watch the video, so maybe I am way off here.
 

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Systemshock - you think you dodged it but you didn't - just wait. You asked about another (single??) woman, who is skinny?? WTF were you thinking? Watch your back.
Exactly. He was put in the crosshairs as soon as he asked about the other woman in the presence of his girlfriend. She then launched a nuke that he barely escaped, but she has more nukes in reserve and this last episode will give her better coordinates for the next launch.
 

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How honest is "honest"? Are you saying you would tell your wife/girlfriend that her rear looks big in a certain pair of jeans? Is that how honest we are talking here?

Granted, I didn't watch the video, so maybe I am way off here.
Yes, wouldn't you tell a friend he had parsley in his/her teeth? Same thing.
 

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How honest is "honest"? Are you saying you would tell your wife/girlfriend that her rear looks big in a certain pair of jeans?

There's honest, and then there's suicidal.
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Yes, wouldn't you tell a friend he had parsley in his/her teeth? Same thing.
same thing?!?!? you are delusional. If you wife/GF just got back from salon with new do that you hated you would sugar coat the heck out it but you shirley wouldn't tell her that it looks terrible. Is that honesty?
Some things are better left unsaid
 

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How honest is "honest"? Are you saying you would tell your wife/girlfriend that her rear looks big in a certain pair of jeans? Is that how honest we are talking here?

Granted, I didn't watch the video, so maybe I am way off here.
Honest enough that if my GF asks if these jeans make her A$$ look big than I am going to tell her it is not the jeans fault!
 
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